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Katja Diehl wenn einer nach BC 2. Klasse fragt

Katja Diehl scheint wahllos Leute zu blocken, die Accounts folgen, die ihre Bahncard Aktion kritisieren.
Sehr scharf.
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Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.

Boots have won Christmas adverts this year. It's official.

Timur auf der Bühne in einem schwarzen glitzernden Ensemble. Neben ihm seine Kanzel mit einem Neonschild "Unfaggotable".

Waren gestern Abend bei Timur und es war wahrhaftig unfaggotable 💕💖 Wir haben uns köstlich amüsiert. Danke! @timurs.bsky.social

Cancer of the ovary, fallopian tube or peritoneum usually causes symptoms that are similar to common non-cancerous conditions. This can make it difficult to diagnose early. If you have any of these symptoms or get these symptoms regularly, your GP should offer you cancer tests: • a long-lasting bloated or swollen tummy • feeling full quickly when you eat • loss of appetite • pain in the lower tummy area or back • peeing (passing urine) more often than usual • needing to pee urgently (feeling like you cannot hold on). Other symptoms may include: • a change in your normal bowel function (diarrhoea or constipation) • weight loss for no obvious reason • unexplained or extreme tiredness (fatigue) • vaginal bleeding after the menopause. If you are aged 50 or older and develop symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) for the first time, you should also have tests. IBS can cause bloating and changes in bowel function. But it does not usually start after the age of 50.

There’s no screening for ovarian cancer and it’s really difficult to spot: you can’t squidge your ovaries in the shower to check for lumps. Also it’s very good at masquerading at other things, like IBS and diverticulitis.

Please take a look at this list of symptoms - and share if you can.

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Christmas is sorted then.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.

I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.

But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.

Anyway. Here's a picture of Bertie -the world's premier feline- to brighten up your Monday timeline.x

Yuffie, a pretty grey tabby kitten.

Rufus, a white kitten with grey tabby spots.

Vincent, a sturdy brown tabby kitten with a face like an owl.

We still haven’t received any applications for any of these lovely Final Fantasy colony kittens— Vincent, Yuffie & Rufus (Yuffie & Rufus are a bonded pair, and they have a sister Elena who will be adoptable shortly as well). Vincent was one of the first kittens rescued from that colony, but—

From the Fauxmoi community on Reddit: JB Pritzker says, “Trump and his cronies can fuck all the way off” Explore this post and more from the Fauxmoi community

JB Pritzker is an absolute hero.

Lynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social • 16h I see this little argument about Wonder Woman being brunette... Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! gregoryb.gonzalez @gregorybgonzalez.bsky.social No offense, but she really doesn't. But no one's saying she can't wear the costume.

Würde mich scheiden lassen, falls der Mann auf die wahnsinnige Idee kommt, mir eins zu besorgen 🤣

Jule Lobo ist zu Tränen gerührt, weil ihr Regal, welches sie in ausbeuterischen Behindertenwerkstätten bauen lässt, ausverkauft ist.

A gift of Lego pyramids is not just for Diplomacy Christmas.

Find you someone as happy to see you as the Egyptian Foreign Minister is to see the present the Danish Foreign Minister got him.

Comment says "this may be the worst thing that has happened to Charlie's Kirk this year."

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

Erling Haaland drinks raw milk and that is all I need to know.

Bertie, having a snooze.

Anyway, here's Bertie the cat sleeping for your #Caturday hashtag approval.

Bertie the cat just Halloween vibin'.

Lazy Halloween vibes. Bertie's not a black cat but he wants you to know he's an ally. He says protect the dolls too because mind your own business you odd cunt.

Bertie the cat - a very pretty British Shorthair golden tabby boy.

I didn't half miss this mad heed while I was away, gang.

A gargoyle on Paisley Abbey that looks suspiciously like a Xenomorph

A gargoyle on Paisley Abbey that looks suspiciously like a Xenomorph

On this Halloween, a reminder that a sculptor included a Xenomorph gargoyle during the 1990s restoration of Paisley Abbey

Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on ‘The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake: “They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

Important Public Service Announcement!

I was today years old when I found out David Byrne was born in Dumbarton.

Looking at you Berlin foodies who went head over heels to meet him last month.

Aber sie macht doch keinen Profit!

i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days

British Council ‘selling everything it can’ to survive Cultural body plans more job cuts, sale of assets and closure in 35 countries to stave off ‘financial peril’

Literally one of the greatest soft power brands on planet earth driven into the ground by successive British governments that embrace failure, decline and irrelevance.

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