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You can't keep doing this to me.

09.03.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6709    πŸ” 1502    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 13

Just remembered I need to floss

08.03.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mercy my vampire getting undressed for the viewer

Mercy my vampire getting undressed for the viewer

Quick Mercy pinup sketch

13.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually can't stop thinking about this. I've been looking at the lines for over an hour trying to download the technique

08.03.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inking a commission

08.03.2026 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, we platform actual nazis all the time, and let people say nazi shit every day on the news, and literally nothing happens to them.

What do you call it when we protect and platform nazis and then also kill their direct opponents?

08.03.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We set up a whole committee to try and execute suspected communists, a guy who was part of that committee went on to become president of the United States, damaged America's political policy for decades, and was widely considered to be one of the greatest presidents we ever had.

08.03.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky hasn't flagged any of my posts so I think I need to become more hateful and bigoted towards billionaires and also talk more about how they need to be executed

08.03.2026 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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another ASTARTES space marine i’ve been working on for a kill team, converted from the gal vorbak

07.03.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People who think that human lives don't matter simply need to kill themselves that's about it.

06.03.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lorne: Ultimatum

06.03.2026 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my favorite one

06.03.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is me if you even care πŸ₯Ί

05.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 842    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 0

Back in the day they used to put kids like that up in special rooms of the house where guests wouldn't accidentally see them

04.03.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo how did you do that background??

04.03.2026 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sent this to my gf and said "us"

04.03.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans aren't ready for what needs to happen. The game is exposed, we know what kind of people are running our world, we know that the judicial system is totally incapable of handling the task.
Complete and radical restructuring of our society is the only way forward. We can't keep anything.

02.03.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Medically induced comma

02.03.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They say the worst part about all this is the hypocrisy, but I'm inclined to disagree.

02.03.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of Feral from X-Force with huge hair

A drawing of Feral from X-Force with huge hair

An old drawing of Feral

01.03.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 654    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

Hey you're really dumb and I think you should shut up.

01.03.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Midwest survival kit

28.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that we should beat and kill every last one of them and just sort of let their bodies rot on the street, no funerals

28.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mod Crystal anyone?

28.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just out there, daring you...

28.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

26.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10825    πŸ” 5231    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 338
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this bill is legitimately a three-alarm fire. if they manage to define trans existence as explicit then there is nothing stopping them from genocide. i need every single cis person talking about this, calling their reps, getting out in the streets.

26.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3653    πŸ” 2855    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 154

worth reminding people that some reps might have multiple offices, and they don't always aggregate calls so it's worth it to call them all.

28.02.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's time to get really gay

28.02.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0