Morgan Johnston

It has always happened. It's never been right.

She stands in forth position, something rarely seen in performance. This would be how she appeared backstage at the Paris Opera in “Le Foyer De La Danse,” off-limits to the public except for the wealthy bourgeoisie abonnés.. who used their access to prey on the poor lower-class ballerinas.

To be clear... Cameras are probably more dangerous to ICE than guns are.

A tweet appearing to be from “Homeland Security @DHSGov” reads: “Womp womp, cry all you want. These criminal illegal aliens aren’t getting released. Like clockwork, violent rioters have arrived at the Broadview ICE facility to demand the release of some of the worst human beings on planet earth. Get a job you imbecilic morons.” Below the text is a news clip image showing a crowded protest outside an ICE facility. People stand closely together, some being held back by police officers. A banner in the background reads “God’s love dwells here.” A NewsNation chyron at the bottom says: “BREAKING NEWS: NOW: PROTESTERS ARRESTED AT IL ICE FACILITY.”

It’s like third graders are running our government.

I was probably listening to UB40’s Promises and Lies (red red wine baby!) but Nirvana’s In Utero or Pearl Jam’s Vs were what I took to college a year later

Best album that came out in retrospect, or the stuff that I listened to in 1993? Those are two very different answers unfortunately.

And now Megan Kelly channels her inner @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social

Emmet at the dog park: “I must run to the other side of the park and hide behind a tree to poop.”

Emmet on a walk: “Hi bus full of elementary school kids! Watch this!”

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

Ontario to stop running anti-tariff ad that led Trump to end Canada trade talks, premier says Ontario Premier Doug Ford said Friday the province will pause airing television ads featuring former President Ronald Reagan criticizing tariffs after World Series games this weekend so that U.S.-Cana...

Dear Ontario, too many of my fellow Americans have capitulated to the toddler’s tantrums. Don’t you fold too. ground.news/article/onta...

My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.

It’s not easy being green, but the collective noun for group of frogs is called an army.
#portlandfrog

Pro tip for everyone excited about getting raptured tomorrow: If you get left behind you can pretend like you were, go into hiding and live off-grid somewhere away from everyone else..

South Park went after CBS and Paramount too.

1 of 50.

Southpark just took $1.5B and lit the house on fire.

The test he took at Walter Reade, which he brags about all the time - "Man, Woman, Camera" -- was not an IQ test, but a test for encroaching dementia.

Same energy.

(though the base would still support Homer Stokes)

Feels kinda important to point out that if non-citizens are required to carry proof of legal status, then citizens do too by default. This is absolutely insane.

Thanks @nytimes.com I was waiting for the excuse to finally abandon your Games. The enshitification of pre-roll ads really did the trick.

I haven't spent a lot of time with horses, but they're fairly observant about obstacles in their way. These Nazgul M-Fers were intentionally driving them to trample an unarmed man curled up on the ground with his hands up.

(and yes, obviously fake. Happy to offer credit if I can find the original genius who pulled this together)

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

I mean…

Wait... is this the best meme ever made?

So Twitter was just a test run for how to move in to a potentially hostile organization, quickly root out trouble and install loyalists to reshape from the ground up.

What kind of world do we live in when even assassins end up becoming milkshake ducks?

Glad I got my Bluesky account set up just in time to watch the place implode.

Platforms are reluctant to admit that they are making editorial choices. I’ll put it this way: you don’t have to be a fancy spot with a dress code, but if people know it’s ok to shit on the floor in your establishment you’re going to get a lot of floor shitters and other customers will go elsewhere.