EHH! Wrong Answer Fo’Head! 🎀

For all my churchy folks, just for gigs, what title would you be in ministry?

I feel like Apostle is gon’ give y’all a good sermon, but “EVANGELIST BUHNARR…” gon tear that SERVICE U P !!!!!

Y’all, it’s SpongeBob reference.
Now I feel old.

It's 48 degrees in South Jersey on the last day of December.

I hope y'all plan on getting baptized tonight

Happy New Year! Good night.

Happy new year, everyone!🥂🥂🎊

2025 plz be good to us especially my people ✊🏾

It’s so interesting being a woman with a deep voice. It’s a gift and curse.

barista: what can i get you
me: i’ll have a few minutes inside the bean grinder, pls

Yall saw my clients on the cover of this month’s issue of Urban Magazine?

I need a Kendrick x SZA joint project YESTERDAY

SZA and Kendrick. Everytime…MHMM. 🙂‍↕️🙌🏾

You know we living in hell when Piers Morgan makes me agree with Candace Owens 😭😭😭

It’s not just white people doing it, which is why I didn’t say that.

r.kelly straight up said the motivation behind his music was his personal life, and mfs still be on some “you have to separate the twooo”🥴😭 like mf no. i don’t.

I be finna get rid of clothes I haven’t worn in lord knows how long and my inner child will be loud as hell like “but what if you need something to play tag in?”

SIR! WHOOOOOOO is playing tag and why am I keeping them clothes? 🫠

Is Kendrick doing for short men what Biggie did for fat men? I've seen a large increase in Kendrick thirst in the last 8 months.

Not that short men weren't always viable out there cause they are, but there's something in the air

I had a dream I went to Chicago on a train, got lost and this woman was tryna sell me oils and tried to beat my ass when I ain't want none.

That might be a sign

Watching Black Swan high is a different experience 😂

I’ve been high since I got home from work, I’ve napped, and about to have my 3rd meal of the day, and cookies for later I’m truly blessed!

Kendrick Lamar said: “Don't let no white comedian talk about no Black woman, that's law.”

Nobody:
Andrew Schulz: “let me talk about sexually assaulting Kendrick Lamar”

ay ay ay

KEEP THAT 5O/50 SHIT ON THE BIRD APP!!!

Over on twitter the Drake fans are calling Kendrick Lamar “slave music”

In my humble opinion, Drake and his fans deserve to

oh, my lawyer tells me not to finish that sentence

I have 16 hours to make myself be in a social mood

Seeing Kendrick in LA on a Friday Memorial Day weekend is going to be the perfect start to the summer

a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and a smile on its face . ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and a smile on its face .

Afternoon saints and aints! Jesus forgives, the sun don’t. Put that sunscreen on so inflammation won’t be beating yo ass today.

I typically judge the strength of the economy by how many JG Wentworth commercials I see on TV, but this seems viable.

People from all avenues of SW have been saying this.

quitting your job sound real wavy until you remeber there's no pension, PTO, or insurance in self employment

I want everybody to pay attention to what’s going on in SK. This is why US elections are so important. Other world leaders take guidance from what happens in this country and in this election. SK did exactly what Trump said he was going to do.