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The mother of all tsunamis πŸ’¦ Memes β€’ News β€’ Comedy

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My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

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I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.

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Eating a clock is very time consuming, especially when you go back for seconds

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I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2025. I’ve experienced the free 7-day trial and I’m definitely not interested

11.01.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 615    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 9

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house.

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Give Me A Brother Mama Stream Give Me A Brother Mama by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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In my favor Stream In my favor by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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17.12.2024 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I just burned 2,000 calories! That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap

29.12.2024 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 397    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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ur uncle is ur dad Stream ur uncle is ur dad by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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Omg

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