Cornell Reid

I love all the body positivity I’ve seen recently towards men with long nipples. About time

Who do u guys think has had a beater season for the warriors so far: Kristaps Porzingis or Seth Curry?

I love helping out!

Nutzo Eiffel Tower facts

It’s NOT a trap!

If Elon Musk gave 10 million illegal immigrants $70,000 he’d still have 80 billion dollars

Posh Spice? More like Not Nice! Am I right Brooklyn?
They named their kid after a borough but looks like they’re the ones that need to BURROW down after all this bad press!
(This joke is best read aloud)

Scouring the warriors season schedule looking for Al Horford bobble head night

NORTH KOREA!!!
Come on out 11/15 for a
day PACKED full of laughs, gags and good times! So honored to be booked on this festival with so many talented friends. Can't wait to see you there!

Just said yes to the Pyongyang comedy festival. Wish me luck! Gonna be a good time with lots of laughs!

Sad to announce that I have to suspend all of my live college debates until further notice. Any discussions with me re: the superiority of daniel tiger compared to bluey will have to take place off campus. Thank you for your understanding during this difficult time.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i read the good morning america website top to bottom every morning

I feel like “keep honking” stickers are just about to hit their prime

just found out the cross is a christian thing? i thought it was like a nike swoosh

are we in a recession? well we do have a movie in theaters called "clown in a cornfield" so...

My friend who works at the Vatican says that this time during the conclave all the cardinals are playing their own version of beast games to decide the new pope

Just binged all of Paul American. What a crazy family! (In a good way!)

Hey, excuse me, Canada?

Yeah we hate him too.

(And yeah, I’m talking about Drumpf)

I agree threads sucks

Hey Elon Musk,
This country is no longer a safe spacex

You’ve actually turned this country into a Messla

I only care about equal rights on days that end in Y!

i don't care what those right wing numbskulls think. i say EVERY day is RBG appreciation day. #sorryNOTsorry

I tell it like it is. No filter.

i heard we found some signs of intelligent life on another planet which is exciting cuz I know we didn't find any signs of that in the white house!

now i know what the JD stands for in JD Vance: just depressing #smdh 🙄

elon musk acting like a total buffoon? talk about something I DID have on my 2025 bingo card 🙄

um let's not adult today and say we did

also elon take a hike, why don't you? #moron #loser

i heard that nfl teams didnt draft shedeur sanders cuz he is reportedly "scared of footballs"

thank yOU!