Tony Falcone

Titles of Bach Chorales, as Translated by My Niece After One Semester of German Valet will ich dir geben I will give a deer to the valet Kommt, Seelen, dieser Tag Come, seals, this day Wie bist du, Seele How are you, seal? Chri...

Valet will ich dir geben = I will give a deer to the valet

Wie bist du, Seele = How are you, seal?

Christus, der uns selig macht = Christ, make us a salad

(Happy birthday, Bach!)

And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'

Season 1, Episodes 16-19 feature EXCELLENT incidental music by Richard Rodney Bennett. Check it out… don’t cost nothin’

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Officials can’t explain how a house fell on him

Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” “At a time like this, that’s all you can think to say?” “Nonsense. Yo...

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

If I was in Lord of the Rings I think I’d just live among the hobbits to a be a tall cool guy who gets things off shelves for them. That has to feel good. I’d be like “no problem Pricilla Pemblefoot, I love you little demons”

Tried to CLEP out but failed. Didn’t get enough points on AP exam. And, my mother was an English teacher (a friend of Ginny Grohl btw)

Did that once in college in an attempt to save a passing grade in English lit.

Chancellor Fred Mertz?

And most of what is now the 48 contiguous states was… Mexico

Public higher ed ys the infrastructure of democracye. It ys tyme for a movement to re-invest yn public higher ed as a common goode. Excellent college educacioun shoulde be accessible and affordable to everye student who doth choose to pursue it.

I’d love to see a version of Iron Man where all of Jeff Bridges’ lines are overdubbed with ones from The Big Lebowski

Ich get unhorsed
But Ich mount up agayne
Ich am nevir goinge to lose thys joust

And ye maye aske yowerself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And ye maye aske yowerself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my fayre castel!'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my swift goshawk!'

Normalize putting pepperoni on lasagna

Aha!

Why did the McAllisters have a dog door when they didn’t have a dog?