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Tony Falcone

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Husband, Girl Dad Director, Cornhusker Marching Band, University of Nebraska Percussionist Brother, Kappa Kappa Psi

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Post image Post image 12.08.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Titles of Bach Chorales, as Translated by My Niece After One Semester of German Valet will ich dir geben I will give a deer to the valet Kommt, Seelen, dieser Tag Come, seals, this day Wie bist du, Seele How are you, seal? Chri...

Valet will ich dir geben = I will give a deer to the valet

Wie bist du, Seele = How are you, seal?

Christus, der uns selig macht = Christ, make us a salad

(Happy birthday, Bach!)

21.03.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 8

And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'

21.03.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 456    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Season 1, Episodes 16-19 feature EXCELLENT incidental music by Richard Rodney Bennett. Check it out… don’t cost nothin’

link.tubi.tv/2XOSwopbPRb

18.03.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Officials can’t explain how a house fell on him

18.03.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers β€œYou keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” β€œAt a time like this, that’s all you can think to say?” β€œNonsense. Yo...

β€œYou keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

28.02.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

If I was in Lord of the Rings I think I’d just live among the hobbits to a be a tall cool guy who gets things off shelves for them. That has to feel good. I’d be like β€œno problem Pricilla Pemblefoot, I love you little demons”

28.02.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 444    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2

Tried to CLEP out but failed. Didn’t get enough points on AP exam. And, my mother was an English teacher (a friend of Ginny Grohl btw)

24.02.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did that once in college in an attempt to save a passing grade in English lit.

24.02.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chancellor Fred Mertz?

23.02.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And most of what is now the 48 contiguous states was… Mexico

19.02.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Public higher ed ys the infrastructure of democracye. It ys tyme for a movement to re-invest yn public higher ed as a common goode. Excellent college educacioun shoulde be accessible and affordable to everye student who doth choose to pursue it.

16.02.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d love to see a version of Iron Man where all of Jeff Bridges’ lines are overdubbed with ones from The Big Lebowski

12.02.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ich get unhorsed
But Ich mount up agayne
Ich am nevir goinge to lose thys joust

05.02.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 822    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 8

And ye maye aske yowerself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And ye maye aske yowerself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my fayre castel!'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my swift goshawk!'

31.01.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Normalize putting pepperoni on lasagna

02.01.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aha!

23.12.2024 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did the McAllisters have a dog door when they didn’t have a dog?

23.12.2024 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0