LobotomyBrainDead- 🧠🍉🔞

so ya’ll know I love a good Eddie gets turned into a random animal AU. sonwhen I heard about the raccoon that broke into the liquor store, got drunk and passed out in the bathroom you KNOW where my mind went. IMAGINE steve going out of his mind looking for this gremlin only to hear the alert +

I am both excited and worried

How did it go??

Oh no guys you haven't bought a $1200 doomscroller that's identical to your 2 year old doomscroller. Have you even thought about the economy?!

thinking about baby omega steve who is deathly terrified when anyone growls and itty bitty baby alpha eddie who play-growls, like any healthy alpha pup. all pups know the difference between a play-growl and a Real Growl.

Text - ""What did you do to initiate a scene?" Eddie can't swallow back the question, lets it come out with his voice an octave lower than normal. Steve's eyelashes flutter ever so slightly at the drop in his tone and he seems to struggle with the words, "I'd, uh, put my collar on. Loosest setting, in case he said no. Call Ma-Hopper and tell him I was wearing it." A silence falls between them. Eddie's mouth falls open and it's his turn to flounder for a second, "And? Then what?" "Then he would either tell me to come over or he'd come over. Or he'd turn me down." He stands, quite abruptly, causing his chair to go toppling backwards and Steve flinches back, like he's bracing to take a hit from Eddie and it helps cow some of his burning anger but he still quickly rounds the small table to fall to his knees beside Steve's chair. "Sweetheart, no." He says, wishing he could take back his energetic movements that'd caused Steve to shut his eyes and what? Take a fucking beating?"

WIP Wednesday 🎉 last sneak peek of ch 2 of I don't mind where you come from (as long as you come to me)
archiveofourown.org/works/738390...

a plant and then it says 'it's okay if all you did (today crossed out) this year was survive.' - pic of plant with petals fallen off

I have YouTube music but I’m looking for another alternative
Something that still plays while your phone is locked or you’re using gps apps

Third
#stoncy

His head lolls. Eyes fluttering, floppy hair squashed against the locker door. One hand on the dial, but his body doesn't seem to be cooperating.

The yellow hallway light making the mess on his face look like rotting fruit, worse than he'd been when Jonathan had last seen him.

Steve picking up the stray pets of Hawkins, abandoned after the rifts opened up. Him and the 6 varyingly sized dogs that follow him around and the one undead Eddie that's hiding in the shadows because damn that Chihuahua Steve picked first is so fierce.

Thee

TW: ANGST

Soulmate AU where instead of confirmed soulmate marks, you've got potential ones, where you can tell this would be the beginnings but life could still go awry.

Where Steve's got claw marks over the gun and nail bat on his chest and an empty heart when he watches Jonathan and Nancy.

parents #Steddie with their lil girl hardcore princess and hardcore wrestler (thanks to Wayne) and is later obsessed with Japanese Women Wrestlers.

Eddie is like wow my girl is both a jock and prep, meanwhile Steve's busy trying to pad her with pillows as she tries to leap off the bannister.

Heyyyyyyyy

Remember that cute lil coffeeshop omegaverse fic I wrote? WELL GUESS WHAT!

Here’s the epilogue baby! I hope you guys enjoy it, please tell me all your thoughts!

archiveofourown.org/works/716861...

Spoilers???

This sums up my thoughts on S5 Steve Harrington.

I yelp with glee for her
She deserves to finally kiss a girl

Fair fucking point

Um

Ough
Never get over parent Steddie :(

masc lesbians

Steve constantly sticking his whole face in Eddie's armpit and just taking in big sweaty huffs of his b.o. Eddie doesn't even stop whatever it is he's doing, he's so used to it. Steve would suffocate himself in Eddie's pits if he was allowed.

This.

Eddie Munson, i love you so much, hope your pillow is always cold, your bed always comfy, your weed always good and your dick always inside Steve 🥰

New
Pizza
Marriage

screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

THIS

Fic Summary: Eddie Munson is 29 and ready to conquer the queer club! So he thinks until silver comes into his line of vision and he's more embarrassed than he's ever been before. Will he survive the silver fox grinning at him?

Fic description: Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Relationship: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson Characters: Steve HarringtonEddie Munson Additional Tags: Older Man/Younger ManAge DifferenceOlder Steve HarringtonYounger Eddie Munsonthey're both adultsSilver Fox Steve HarringtonSilver FoxRimmingAnal FingeringBottom Steve HarringtonTop Eddie Munson Language: English Stats: Published:2025-11-28Completed:2025-11-28Words:3,020Chapters:2/2Hits:0

Two peaches in a dark setting

the blurry exterior of a bar with the words RELAX on the glass.

Your Fly is Down
Rated E │ Rimming │ Silver Fox │ Age Gap
Now on AO3 with additional smut :)

Eddie's ready to take on the world! Only he's not ready for that smoking hot Silver fox walking his way. link below ->

A way BELATED present for @hex-lex.bsky.social

They’re infinitely more meaningful and fulfilling to me than the entire series so far tbh

Release Them and Us
Please