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Where was he Wednesday morning?

Look at me ready for Christmas 😂😂😂😂

If she smell up in your unwashed underarm … she’s gone feral

Y’all go together real bad

So many lessons in this.

I deserve it all! All hail King Kendrick

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It’s fuck*n FRIDAY!!!!!

Scotch

Talk on speaker phone all the time, eat butter pecan ice cream and make noise when I get up or sit down

Patience..

Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "There has been no oppression for the white man in this country ... it is white men on this side of the aisle telling us, people of color on this side of the aisle, that y'all are the ones being oppressed."

Yes!

But more specifically…

The jellied kind.

Not the lumpy kind with the pulp

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin

The answer is Silk and dassit!

The best shit in the world.. is free. 🙏🏾

Everywhere 😉

You lost tho..😂😂😂

It’s much more peaceful over here.

All the noise that took away from its greatness. Specifically, the promoted blue check engagement tweets. Thats really when shit started going downhill.