Expresso

You HAVE said it to me

I need a 2 hour loop of Cynthia Erivo chanting rhythmically in a mix of forgotten languages with dramatic background music

Drag Queen Jujubee reacting with shock and fear to the phrase "or the duration of the spell ran out" while playing dnd

Drag Queen Monét X Change reacting with shock and fear to the phrase "or the duration of the spell ran out" while playing dnd

Their reactions are fucking GETTING. ME.

I'm drinking coffee for the first time in three weeks and. Why do I always doubt the power of caffeine? "This isn't doing that much, im sure I'll feel just as energetic without it!"
Also me: *dies without coffee*

Yell hea

Yk when someone gives you a hand made gift, and you modify it a little so it fits you better, and it feels like you just tore the soul out of a treasured trinket?

Does anyone have that one person who like, yeah they need some alone time, but also I only know you're alive bc you liked one of my tumblr posts king, pls message me back pookie 🙏

im gonnab e sikc

I cannot listen to No Good Deed without tweaking. Somebody sedate me. I am ill.

Wicked has??? Taken over my life??? Help??? (Yet I have 0 merch)

When your friend let's someone with rude humor use their account and you are NOT having it (mb bro, didn't know you were traumatized like that 🙏)

Being at school at 7 a.m on a Saturday is wild. But there's 7k on the line sooo

When you keep practicing the piece after the concert, your bandmates look at you like you're crazy

When they've forgotten the notes and we have to perform it again, you become the director's favorite

Saying your political views online is like a public execution

Another one bites the dust 🫡

Real, for the record, you are absolutely stunning and smart and kind and funny,, love you 🫵💚

Nah, I like the attention <3

Random compliments are so interesting, like what do you mean my eyes are beautiful and my hair is soft and my ass is fat??? I'm married, stranger. Shoo

They mean acrylic paint, which is not the same as acrylics. They do not taste the same

I said UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCE

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMENNNNN SANDIEGOOOOOOOOO (tye dentist let me play Carmen Sandiego on the TV in his office)

The acrylic paint isn't as edible, as I learned through unfortunate circumstance

Keep in mind, this plaudough is edible (if very salty)

@vortexbricks.bsky.social

Lloyd will not stand for it, he wants you to have a balanced diet

Also most people for some reason don't say ily to their friends casually, dunno why, I love you pookie 🫵💚/p

DON'T EAT PLASTIC

Wha

My beta readers: we've finally gotten around to proof reading chapter 1 for you!
Me with chapters 2-4 written in a manic haze of hyperfixation:

What's homestuck. My friends know a lot about it and I'm in my little sacrifice circle chilling