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Yannick

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Funnier than... most humans… 2.5k views and counting on the special πŸ“ˆ https://youtu.be/QtfDaw996iE?si=pgveh5X39Cai3kv9 I tell jokes for money /from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡¬/philly/ dc

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Stop demonizing weed just cause you cant do shit when you high. If you quitting quit quietly idgaf

01.03.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We at war and Jared mccain is cooking for another team just end the year already

28.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My ducks in a row and every egg in a different basket

27.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My bro in jail owe me 250 and at that point either fight them niggas you owe or snitch to the CO man i need my bread πŸ˜‚

27.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

San Francisco niggas walk at 45 degree angle. Steep ass topography

27.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kokoroko + San Fran + my birthday it’s feeling like that

27.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always lend my friends in jail money tho cause I seen in the movies they be killin them niggas over 5 packs of ramen noodles

27.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever lend a nigga in jail some money and they dont pay you back? Like…bro report them to the CO if they gon kill you over the money man Im tryna take my girl out this weekend

27.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Discipline is sexy

27.02.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Onomatopoeia is insane. All these words and you talking bout some β€œOOOOOOOOOOO”

26.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like truly no way you saw me grind for an entire decade and ain’t even send so much as a β€œπŸ˜­β€. It’s very consistent hate fr

26.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually aint realize how many people purposefully ignored my art until they started posting theirs. Like damn u really ignored me for a decade 😭

26.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The worst thing is those people actually get personally offended when they see you have hope. Like β€œoh you think you better than me??? For having ambition? Well you not and you wont be shit”

26.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes they will willfully ignore your own greatness just to validate that feeling. Ignore them. Shine where and when it counts

26.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They project their mediocrity on everyone in their vicinity

26.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ppl who see no greatness in themselves have a hard time believing the ppl around them can be great

26.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ya’ll been watching women’s college basketball? My youngin Kiyomi Mcmiller fryin shit

26.02.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After I work out I will have a treat

24.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Relationship routine: you will give me a kiss upon every entry or exit

24.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One way that helps in setting routine is formulating your day so that there is a reward immediately after the routine.
Example: after I meditate i will smoke a joint

24.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Master your routine

24.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you think a big change will happen if you do one big thing but I promise you the big change will only come years down, after years of you doing a particular routine

24.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve successfully established many routines
Comedy routines, workout routines, meditation routines, relationship routines, job routines. If you can’t master the routine you will never master yourself

24.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My biggest tip to changing your routine is… start small. Dedicate 15-30 minutes to whatever you want to improve, and adhere to the time block. High intensity isnt required just do the thing

24.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can’t get better results with the same routine

24.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Before you start thinking about changing your life you absolutely have to change your routine

24.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your life is as good as your routine

24.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything in life is about routine. If you can establish a good routine, you will improve your life

24.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Niggas be in meetings asking 10,000 questions that will all be answered in due time. Now the meeting 30 min over cause of ya curious ass

23.02.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jaylen brown doing all that crying on twitter be better sue them c words

21.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0