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Funnier than... most humans… 2.5k views and counting on the special πŸ“ˆ https://youtu.be/QtfDaw996iE?si=pgveh5X39Cai3kv9 I tell jokes for money /from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡¬/philly/ dc

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I was talking all this shit then I logged into work, mad work to actually be done today omg wtf

02.03.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love requires sacrifices but the way you make love shouldn’t be one of One of the things you surely must agree about is your sex life. Match up with similar dicks and pussies man

02.03.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just found out teabags are nun but microplastics

02.03.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just woke up 6’5 and African,AGAIN

02.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Ion play that dumb shit I still shame dumb people

02.03.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I don’t have to be a genius to know she resented me. Why does he wanna fuck me all day? Isnt my presence enough? Am I an object? We both there just sad as fuck

02.03.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Break up over sex yes do it early do it quick

02.03.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was with a non fucker I felt so bad for wanting to fuck. She literally re-wired me. And i felt very frustrated often. I loved her but I also resented her. All this over girlfriendship? Break up man

02.03.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Niggas be sounding like the DARE program on this bitch

02.03.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also got faked out with the pussy before. Like before ya’ll together, fucking every day, multiple times a day
5 months into relationship, once every two weeks. Ma’am, you fooled me!

02.03.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had me begging for pussy and I’m 6’5 πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ yea… ok

02.03.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People try to make it seem like β€œlet’s work to find balance in sex life” etc
Bitch fuck I need to deprive myself for and I live once? Entirely get out my face!

02.03.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you imagine you wanna fuck the one person you supposed to fuck and they just dont feel like it?
I’m 6’5 and African, something GOTTA give πŸ˜‚

02.03.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The non-fuckers steady tryna shame the real fuckers bro if you got weak pussy and dick MATCH UP WITH A WEAK PUSSY N DICK damn!

02.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It got to the point where I ain’t even wanna touch her anymore and she was confused why. If I try to sex 7 times and get rejected 3 times I’m turned off. I need a doctor’s note for that

02.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All my exes were fuckers but the ONE non fucker almost ruined me. Mf killed my libido and will to live and trust me, I tried to break up but she literally swore she would up the vagina quota (did not happen)

02.03.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really have a lot of thoughts on this cause i been with all types of women but I only been with one non-fucker and it was TERRIBLE

02.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried to break up with an ex cause the sex wasnt consistent why this girl start crying and say she will start fucking
The bigger question is why were we doing this for mere husband and girlfriend-ry

02.03.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s worse when you know you a fucker fr. Had me feeling like Cam Thomas on the bench 😭😭 dont do it to yourselves man!

02.03.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you imagine begging for pussy and thats not even your wife? Just some girlfriend? Fuck out my face

02.03.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta leave people if the sex not compatible!

02.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate the women that be like β€œyou dont owe that nigga pussy” of course you dont but why you hogging up my meat not to use it??? Let the next caller enjoy wtf

02.03.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really dont like people shaming people because they wanna fuck their partner. Don’t stay unfucked anywhere

02.03.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The worst part about being with someone with different sex drives is that it will affect your mental. If you feel ashamed for wanting to fuck you will retract and vice versa

02.03.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you in a relationship with someone who only wants sex once a week but you want it daily… why are you with this person? That is not your person

02.03.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s crazy how much people try to undermine sexual compatibility or make it problematic. It’s very important to be on the same fucking wavelength

02.03.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you in a relationship with someone and they not fucking you to your liking, you GOTTA leave

02.03.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know it’s 8:57 but i got things to say

02.03.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop demonizing weed just cause you cant do shit when you high. If you quitting quit quietly idgaf

01.03.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We at war and Jared mccain is cooking for another team just end the year already

28.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0