Silj, also known as Silj

"Wait a minute. This venn diagram is a circle!"

Enjoy it while you can. It'll be easier to demolish than it was to build.

Not making a choice is still making a choice.

"You're startup is gonna be too long."
"Okay."

Those people are like that hypothetical about how much sawdust you can put in food before you notice, but they just keep guzzling sawdust and get mad at anyone who tells the chef to stop putting sawdust in the food.

"I'm the Only Hell Mama Ever Raised" by Johnny Paycheck

Tumble and drag yourself with broken fingers toward Hell's hungry mouth, so red and full of char you are for you were already the flame that tormented you your whole life.

These meds give me weird ass dreams.

There's a Melania movie?

Leave an insult on the ground and someone will come and pick it up. Sometimes these people just can't help but tattle on themselves.

Outside is awful
Bed is warm
Silj is ball
Disturb not the Silj ball

The only good person who supports Trump would be a feral child raised by stags, a being of pure innocence ignorant of humanity, where upon his first contact with his own species the only thing they give him was a scratch n sniff picture of Donald Trump that smells like berries and deer estrus.

I feel like a railroad spike is driven in my ribs. I never thought I'd see the day where I found I took being able to move for granted.

Me too, buddy. Me too.

~woo hoo~
~woo hoo~
An unrendered rock in the middle of nowhere with a lvl1 and low poly grapes
~woo hoo~
~woo hoo~

Gotta save the full monkey suit for more solemn occasions

I've had strips of Fruit Stripe gum that lasted longer than Erika Kirk's mourning period for her husband

Who in Earth could we cast as the exotic femmefatale who fights with accupuncture needles?

Don't say it! I'll be young and eat what I want forever! Somebody else must be responsible for refluxing my acid!

My brain is like a grocery store, in that it throws away old ideas whether they were still good enough to use or not and now nobody can have them not even me.

I'm still in love with the lore entry from the first Prime where the pirates try to reverse engineer the morphball and horribly cripple someone every time

Back home now. But I'll tell ya. Almost sepsis isnt any better than sepsis

As long as she doesn't do the thing Weather Report did in part 6

So a bump on my leg just cost me three days in the hospital and a head so scrambled by antibiotics I feel like Billy Pilgrim on a time bender.

I don't understand the people who use social media without the intention of inviting sociability. Am I the ignorant one for treating the forum like a forum?

Real artists uplift eachother, but also celebrate that their annihilating entire career fields.

Who'da thunk it?

Why aren't they just, you know, courting left-wing voters instead of waiting for an ex-Trump infusion?

If I said "There's a hero and they go on a journey," I'd be giving a complete synopsis of most books covered in those blurbs

A.D.I.D.A.P.

My screen had to actively shatter in my hands before I even considered the possibility

That's precisely why Metroid as a franchise is in such a predicament. Metroid has sparse releases and middling sales because Eastern audiences don't want metroidvanias, and Western audiences realized they can get their fix with other franchises other than Metroid