💍🥄Silver Spoon🥄💍

YES, of *course* it is the middle finger! Do you really think I would be as insulted were it any other finger? Hmph!

Oh, yes, one of your trivial little “computer games”. Tell me- are you having fun with your… *cubes*?

All I see on my “straw page” is that *insolent* finger! Can’t someone be a dear and send something else~? I tire of seeing such an insult!

What is this cubic… *thing* supposed to be!? And what could you possibly be doing that’s getting you *killed*!? Impossible, I tell you! You are all simply *impossible*!

You mention this? And don’t even *share* it?

Alright- *WHO* sent this? I want names!

It could happen! A spoon can dream~

This settles it. My ideas are too good to simply remain a fantasy~! I shall start assembling my aesthetic boards for my next grand project~!

Oh, yes, I can imagine it now- a room, gently illuminated by natural light- provided by windows framed with silvery curtains.

Walls lined with mahogany bookshelves, all surrounding an elaborately decorated harpsichord, just *waiting* to be played~

Doesn’t that just sound like a dream come true~?

So many things could be done to *spruce up* this hotel~

Satin curtains… elaborate paintings… a private room with an elegant piano- or perhaps a harpsichord… ohohoho, I could go on, really~ Don’t even get me *started* on all we could do for the lighting!

Of course- I’d have to wait for OJ to leave~

Ohohohoho~! The perfect balance between followers, and those I myself follow, has been reached~

I… suppose it… may….? However, I would rather that you draw me as… *alive*.

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Oh, yes, another wonderful letter just for me~! Greetings to you as well~

What

Good riddance, I say.

Don’t ask.

//babys first ooc post TY ^w^

…….euugghh……..

…without even… *warming them*…??

Greetings to you as well, Fan~

Oh, my~! Fan art, just for me~

Truly, waffles are perfection~! As long as premium syrups and the freshest of strawberries are used, of course.

……..thank you, I suppose…? Regardless, a loyal fan is a loyal fan~

And so, it is done~! A “straw page”, from me~! No need to contain your excitement~

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A digital drawing of Suitcase and Balloon from Inanimate Insanity. Balloon presses the side of his face to Suitcase as he hugs and lifts her.

A digital drawing of Silver Spoon from Inanimate Insanity. He raises he palm upwards in a "proper" manner. He has a mole on his face, eyelashes, and light blue eyeshadow.

A drawing of Fan from Inanimate Insanity. He's gleefully holding his phone up.

Another digital drawing of Fan, this time with a slightly cooler color palette. He's jumping in the air and excitedly shaking his arms around.

Art dump part 2 #osc #inanimateinsanity

#osc #inanimateinsanity

Who's gonna tell him he doesn't wear shoes to begin with?
#inanimateinsanity #ii

My loyal followers! I have done my research, and it seems a “straw page” is a wonderful way to receive engagement and attention. I may invest in this~!

Ohohoho, certainly~!