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Badenoch gives a borderline disgraceful performance at PMQs on Iran | John Crace At times like this you have to thank your lucky stars that the opposition leader is not in Downing Street

“So the clashes between Keir and Kemi at PMQs felt almost existential. A battle between sanity and the distorted reality of an angry teenager. Thankfully sanity won out.”

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From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

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Farage: "We want to scrap postal voting except for people who genuinely need it."

"Didn't you vote by post at the last election?" Nigel

Farage: "I did yeah.." 🤦
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It's so healing to hear someone say this with confidence & out loud (rather than feel the need to pander to the far-right's xenophobia).

Looks like The Express wrote the headline before the conference happened.

It’s clear now that they were due to announce someone like Kate Hoey, and it didn’t happen, leaving them with a defector that no one knows.

It’s embarrassing.

Really seems like someone should be charged with a crime here

Simply appalling.

UK to further curtail rights of asylum seekers Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will tighten rules on access to accommodation and financial support

Government to further curtail rights of asylum seekers

The legal changes to be announced today will revoke the UK’s statutory legal duty under EU law to provide asylum seekers with support and accommodation

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2016 was the year America and Britain lost their minds.

These people are so bloody selfish. Can't be arsed to find a different parking spot cos they might have to walk a bit further to their destination, but it's OK for babies and disabled people to risk having to walk in the road!

This is why I write so much about pavement parking

Hannah Spencer, "None of us are perfect, but we're human"

"And we need more humans in parliament who care about each other"

"And I promise I will always try my best and always be decent"

Always quick with the snide implication, he's being "picked on."

People say Farage has charisma. This isn’t charismatic. This is dismissive and rude. It’s a serious question about BNP-style racism within his party. And Farage can’t cope with that kind of scrutiny. So he lashes out.
Under the spotlight, his ‘charisma’ turns very sour indeed.

Today the world’s media turned away from the war in Iran to focus on the Reform UK Press Conference to hear me announce… the defection of a couple of councillors that nobody’s ever heard of or gives a shit about.

Gov Tim Walz criticises Trump and his admin, saying they target immigrants, and then says,

"There are no Somalis in the Epstein files"

Septicaemia due to dental decay used to be a leading cause of death a century or so ago

Yes and Farage, too 🤮

When a housing crises effects the middle classes.

I’ll have some of that.

So an idea, phrase or term of abuse takes about a week to get from Rupert Lowe's socials to Kemi Badenoch's gob.

This is absolutely brilliant 👏

BBC One - Question Time, 2026, 05/03/2026 Fiona Bruce presents an hour of topical debate from Kettering.

I'm on Question Time tomorrow. Hold onto your seats! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Tetchy Nigel doesn't answer the question.

Private Eye

Media must stop normalizing the far right Every uncritical mention of far-right rhetoric is an editorial decision with political consequences.

Media must stop normalizing the far right
Every uncritical mention of far-right rhetoric is an editorial decision with political consequences

www.politico.eu/article/medi...

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Of course they do. Their feet can hardly touch the pedals

Cut them some bloody slack…