ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧

Waiting for my friend with all the sad husbands of bisexual women outside of the Team Dresch show.

So some drunk New York kids just walked by screaming JACK-SON DART, JACK-SON DART.

Needless to say, I am currently in Philly.

State College, PA's airport has the chance to host the funniest tarmac firing of all-time.

James Franklin driving home tonight after losing to Northwestern.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "'WE' ARE'"?!!!!!

Third Friend from the Sun

Screenshot from the "Homie the Clown" episode of THE SIMPSONS, with the legendary Dick Cavett hosting the "Regional ACE Awards" (The CableACE Awards [sic] were given out in the 1990's to cable programming in a bid to claim prestige before the Emmys were more inclusive of non-network entities. Ask your grandparents.) The Frinkiac pseudo-Matt Groening font caption reads: MY TIME'S ALMOST UP HERE, SO I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY I KNOW WOODY ALLEN. (scattered applause)

I don't know about now, but as of thirty years ago, he was on the record about it on national television!

I mean, he could've gone 0-fer for his entire run and still be eligible due to the bullshit rules, but this is The Third School K.C. Keeler Has Coached Where I Certainly Know Someone Who Went There (go Rowan Profs!)

I know he's a cinch already, but K.C. Keeler getting Temple close to bowl eligibility in 2025 makes him a lock for the College Football Hall of Fame

Between Diane Keaton and Pete Rose the last year or so has been rough on problematic stars of Reds.

Congrats to Dick Cavett on winning the Woody Allen Friend Tontine.

The Trump Split Screen: A Peacemaker Abroad, a Retribution Campaign at Home

Trump straight up murdering people in the Caribbean and the NYT writes this

SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE is the rare 21st century romantic comedy I actually fuck with, and Diane Keaton was the best part of it by far.

Also, free drag name idea: Nancy Meyers-Kitchen

Nominative Determinism.

Fuck, Milius had to have watched SLEEPING DOGS, the 1977 New Zealand film featuring occasional collaborator Warren Oates as an American occupier of Aotearoa matching wits against Sam fucking Neill (a great film, by the way).

Screenshot of the 1995 "The Simpsons" episode "The Springfield Connection" (the one where Marge becomes a quickly disillusioned cop and accidental counterfeit jeans wearhouser), showing a bored Marge's two yellow feminine hands holding a copy of SPONGE AND VACUUM magazine, with a wet yellow sponge and the headline: PREVIEW OF THE '96 SPONGES

(This was where I was coming from for this joke!)

"Malls that are destroyed and abandoned for decades by extremely problematic directors" is very queer coded, at the very least.

The original RED DAWN is so influenced by leftist and leftist-adjacent media, that say what you will about John fucking Milius, at least the guy watched THE BATTLE OF ALGIERS.

Happy National Coming Out Day to all the 2026 Queers!!!!!

Not "asexual" as in "sexless", but "aspec" as in "I get off on self-actualization of myself and other adults, often in a CNC setting, but there's no goddamn way I'll ever try to fuck someone ever again."

TRAN: ARES

BALTIMORE! I AM VERY BRIEFLY INSIDE OF YOU!!!!!

(Got a Roast Battle at Mobtown Brewing at 7-ish and leaving around midnight)

During their courtship, my parents would compare themselves to Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy, which explains why I'm some sort of fucked up hybrid waiting to be dissected by tenth graders.

New Cursed Thought: President RFK Jr. packing the court with Intactivist Judges

SWIFT: Trav, honey?
KELCE: (looks up from first edition Krazsnahorkai in original Hungarian) (pauses rare Steve Reich LP, Japanese pressing) Yes?
SWIFT: What rhymes with "thighs"?
KELCE: Hmm. "Belies," perhaps?
SWIFT: (under her breath) Oh for fuck's sake

Oakland Oaks (ABA) - Wikipedia

I mean, Pat Boone already has his championship ring, and it cost him $1.5 million in 1960's money! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oakland...

"God Bless the USA" was the unironic last song for my high school's post-9/11 Back to School Dance, and I for one support Mike Johnson's commitment to the bit.

There is no right way to transition, and no wrong way to win.

Congrats to Trevor Lawrence, who I once heard described as an egg on Lex.

ok so imagine 7 different Britains lost the Revolutionary War in the same weekend