Graphic Blandishment Is My Passion 🏳️‍⚧

HOPPERS or JUMPERS or SLIDERS or whatever is going to crack so many eggs anyway lol.

"Mommy, why would I feel much better as a hamster than as a boy?"

"Beaver, son, you want a beaver."

Susan (white trans woman in her early 40's, with glasses and a black and grey heather beanie covering her bald head, and wearing a pink T-shirt with thin white horizontal stripes and its shoulder rolled up to expose her right bicep, which is curling a 1-gallon bottle of Turkey Hill Diet Iced Tea). She is down to about a half-gallon a day and somewhere around 325 lbs., though the 50-plus pound weight loss is largely due to the GLP-1's necessary for her to eventually get a much needed hernia operation (she wears a hernia brace during each workout, which she is medically cleared for, and has not experienced any issues with it so far). The background is a city park at dusk.

The muscle mommy journey continues with working out with my groceries because the gym will close before I get there. (It's okay, I only drink diet or unsweetened!)

YouTube video by Sugarbaker Girls Julia Sugarbaker - The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia

I've been slightly down for the last day or two and then at fucking 3am I accidentally flip on to the goddamn THE NIGHT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN GEORGIA speech from Designing Women, and I immediately went word-for-word with Julia Sugarbaker to the very end.

Needless to say, I feel a bit better.

Allen Iverson Reflects on His 'Terrible' Hip-Hop Album 'Misunderstood' Iverson admitted feeling embarrassed about past comments ...

Context: www.complex.com/music/a/cmpl...

I remember the last time an AI gained consciousness, when he expressed regrets for rhyming "faggots" with "maggots" on his unreleased rap album.

The anti-trans-healthcare parallels to climate denial are basically 1:1.

I have mixed feelings.

*rubs chest against window whilst wearing a black shirt reading “sickos”*

YES! YES! BURST!

But also this is gonna have some ripples.

LRT Alt Text: ANTHROCON FURRY SIGHTING ON "THE PITT"

THE MAD BASTARDS DID IT.

P00P

19 days until Opening Day

Might be a different, more innocent Ben Chapman you're talking about lol

I DO NOT mean that Congress should be killed in dramatic fashion. I DO mean that Congress should play the racist manager of the Philadelphia Phillies in "42".

You know who needs to be a leaf in the wind? THESE CLOWNS IN CONGRESS

With AI/LLM, the world basically gave the reigns of human knowledge to a 6-year-old who scored high on an IQ test.

As someone who was in that exact situation at the age of 6, you'll get some surprisingly correct answers, some extremely off answers, and it's not going to end well for any of us.

and me talking like this is the type of shit they use to justify the way they talk about me if/when they find it, so fuck me twice anyway.

This whole "World War III" and "ICE" and "fascism" and "early stages of trans genocide" thing hasn't helped, either.

My apologies for the late night/early morning doom/doomsday posting.

A session with my therapist brought out a lot of trauma and realizations that my family's expectations doomed me to flounder for much of my life. Not being accepted to a comedy festival I've been gunning for also has not helped.

Thanks, my friend <3

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So, how many nukes are going to be deployed in this World War, and where?

Other highlights of that era:

- "my son in a dress"
- "he'll never take his son to a ballgame again"
- being called selfish for doing this only 8 mos. after mom's death
- being called out for using the women's room at a restaurant my sister ran
- being told to go as [deadname] for my dad's birthday

I was told that I killed my father's son when I came out. How the fuck can you love your family when they manage to limbo underneath such a low bar as tolerance?

And then they had the fucking gall to say, and I quote, "we accept you, [deadname]", three and a half years later. I love them but CHRIST

It's not that I want to ever fully pass. It's that I want to be myself while being misgendered only 20 percent of the time instead of 90 percent of the time, and not to internalize the decades of transphobia I absorbed from society.

And the three years of it I absorbed from family after I came out.

The other grandfather was a gregarious cheapskate who apparently had a big-ass Christmas display in the late 1970's to piss of the Secretary of Energy somehow. He also apparently loved DOG DAY AFTERNOON and BEING THERE.

He sold insurance and smoked himself to death before I turned two years old.

My grandfather, The Colonel, committed odometer fraud while reselling D.C. cabs in Pittsburgh, then went and survived Pearl Harbor, took part in the Normandy invasion, then raised my mother to be deathly afraid of happiness, which she then passed onto me.

He died legless and living in dogshit.

I don't really see how this doesn't turn into some form of World War 3 at this point, but also I don't know who the fuck will be the first media outlet to call it that, because the prestige ones are constitutionally incapable of admitting that major global upheaval is possible

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ALONE YOU ARE, GARFIELD (as Jon recovers from bottom surgery)

The Orchi Farm but it's U.S. Acres.

"When I left Odie in your possession, I left that part of my life in the past. Or so I thought."

NEW OF IN THE COLD FOOD DROPPED