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Thanks to the power of AI, George Lucas will finally be able to give us the Richard Dreyfus segment of MORE AMERICAN GRAFFITI.

Photo of a pre-transition Susan (white egg with beard and glasses wearing a burgundy hoodie and baggy jeans, carrying a backpack as if it were a purse) at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum, circa 2015. She is taking a selfie in front of a mirror asking sexist early-to-mid 20th century questions to ensure that I, a male-presenting Narnian transfeminine egg, would make a good stewardess. A giant black & white photo of a mid-20th century flight attendant is besides the left frame of the mirror.

SUSAN FROM OVER A DECADE AGO, YOU THINK THIS IS HILARIOUS BUT IT'S ALSO THE THIRD OR FOURTH EGGIEST PICTURE WE HAVE OF YOU.

I'll likely never be a drag queen, but "Jane Jefferson-Starship" has a nice ring to it.

Dwight D. Eisenhower should not have tren jaw.

I mean, it obviously fucking sucks, but it's at best a cynical ploy gone horribly wrong, and at worst a true believer who was royally screwed by his daddy.

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The Star-Spangled Banner is the national anthem America deserves.

amazing what you can do if you ignore everyone saying you can’t do that

I consider myself to be a "trans comedian who just happens to be trans". Not everything revolves around me being trans, but me being trans revolves around everything in my life, good or bad.

I'd rather be the first trans woman to suck at Jeopardy! than the first trans woman in the Kill Tony sphere.

He Made a Joke So Racist Even Trump Rejected It. Now He’s the Most Powerful Comic in America. Even I can no longer deny the radical power of Kill Tony.

NEW PICK ME TRANS JUST DROPPED slate.com/culture/2025...

NEW PROUSTIAN MADELEINE UNLOCKED: PENN JILLETTE SAYING THE WORD "CHIROPODIST" ON A "BOB AND MARGARET" COMEDY CENTRAL VOICEOVER

See Trump acts like he can rewrite the constitution in real time by pressing post on Truth Social. And the problem is too many go along with him.

I think the core problem with trans rights and democratic electability politics discourse is that a lot of cis people are fundamentally incapable of understanding that our rights are as vital, fundamental, and important as theirs.

fuck me, I'm starting to write AO3-style fiction.

yeah, may he rest in piss

All you need to know about Eric Gill if you don't know him already is that 1.) he created some of the most widely used fonts of all time, 2.) the shit he did in his persona life deserves ALL the content warnings, and 3.) bestiality was one of his lesser sins.

“We need to have a debate about—”

No. No more debates. You lot have shown you can’t face up to the truth even when it is set out clearly in front of you.

Trans rights now. In all levels of society. Or you are my enemy.

What fucking font is the Trump administration using, and should its creator be burning in the same circle of Hell as Eric Gill?

He was the one person featured in a book about unlearning shame who should actually be shamed.

I'm Insured (1916) is a cartoon about a guy attempting to commit insurance fraud, with animation by Harry Palmer

fuck me, I'm starting to write AO3-style fiction.

bimbofication but it's just so i can relax and have a fucking break for once

I am good for now. Thank you all very much for your support!

I am good for now. Thank you all very much for your support!

I am good for now. Thank you all very much for your support!

I am good for now. Thank you all very much for your support!

It is but I should be good to go for now. Thank you very much for your consideration!