Permission to play with your tiny little balls homie?
02.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Permission to play with your tiny little balls homie?
02.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me(judge on a America's Got Talent): okay who's next
The Acid-Tongued Percipient: if your fat little 12 year old self could see you right now he would shoot you with a bazooka
Me: I'm done with this guy can we bring the Unctuous Groveler back
dear santa,
is it possible to be a 28 year old prodigy
Sciences discovered a new food with over 100 ingredients
22.01.2026 00:32 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0In 2016 I was a cloud of molecules
16.01.2026 23:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dad are you gonna come to my screaming recital tonight
16.01.2026 21:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0E pluribus unum is something a baby would say
16.01.2026 19:12 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You should be able to buy 1 egg for emergencies
16.01.2026 16:36 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1I knew Grape Ape. I LOVED Grape Ape. You sir are No Grape Ape
15.01.2026 02:53 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heading to all of garden to order the super salad and milk
08.01.2026 22:59 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My tiny ass doctor said my organelles are failing
02.01.2026 04:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The end of the year is always so scary because there's no way to tell what year is coming next
31.12.2025 20:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My top three interests are breakfast lunch and dinner
27.12.2025 00:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"imagine—"
Stop right there. I can't imagine anything
Apparently they're coming out with a new drink
01.12.2025 06:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not if Big Barney Bupkis has anything to say about it
30.11.2025 23:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nobody wants to talk about how the moon is getting smaller
30.11.2025 23:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've heard rumors of an even smaller molecule called the smallecule
29.11.2025 00:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A lot of people new to the fandom don't realize it but Tim and Eric is actually 2 different people
04.11.2025 09:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The consequences of my life and my actions borne upon my visage
I'm been eating too much brown food
02.11.2025 08:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Homer's death = Bart's birth
19.10.2025 10:35 — 👍 21 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
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Fell down another sewer grate lol
Science Predicts No New Breakfast Foods After 2039
09.10.2025 05:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Officer this is my clone's car so whatevers in it is not mine
08.10.2025 06:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It would be more interesting if they didn't
05.10.2025 04:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Out of the way peasants, the king is going to kiss this guy's horn
02.10.2025 07:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
First day on the city watch? It's easy, just remember this rhyme:
If they're green you must be mean
If they're blue no can do
If they're red they wind up dead
If they're yellow let it mellow
If they're purple get on your knees and start praying
I'm scared to leave my bog because people will realize it's not the bog that stinks
01.10.2025 14:52 — 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0My name is Dabble Douya
29.09.2025 19:58 — 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0A curious ass like me could find something intriguing in the Swamp of Banality
16.09.2025 05:41 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0