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Jealous

10.03.2026 04:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I haven't cut my hair in 733 days (but who's counting) and twisted my ankle Saturday night (don't ask), so I'm just sort of skulking around looking like the girl from The Ring.

10.03.2026 04:38 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Shocking.

10.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me the next time I run into an InStyle editor.

10.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

instyle.com headline: Winona Ryder Looks So Different With Surprise Mullet Haircut at Paris Fashion Week

Come on, InStyle, this is a shag. What are they teaching you in school? Do better.

10.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 53 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

🩶🩶🩶

10.03.2026 01:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A) Thank you, Sal!

B) You choose! I trust your taste.

10.03.2026 00:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just joshing.Very pro-Faulkner

09.03.2026 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not talking to that bitch. He knows why.

09.03.2026 23:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The musty Chanel is gone. 🙂

09.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chanel (fall 2026)

I’ll stop. (But I don’t want to.)

09.03.2026 23:25 — 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

I love how collapsible & diaphanous it all is.

09.03.2026 23:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Chanel (fall 2026)

It’s so good I’m almost mad at it.

09.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 40 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0

Chanel (fall 2026)

WHAT: Chanel (fall 2026)

OCCASIONS: fast-talking damehood or in a powder room during a dull auction you find a door leading to a dryadic landscape. Birdsong. A shy silver animal hides behind a willow…

IF IT WERE A SCENT: roses in a speakeasy

EMOTIONAL RANGE: dazzling/mercurial

#MJMfashionGuide

09.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 85 🔁 9 💬 9 📌 1

How dare you.

09.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

09.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I would watch a reality show in which Darryl Hannah hunted Ryan Murphy for sport.

09.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 124 🔁 26 💬 10 📌 1

You did not just pull out Faulkner on a Monday.

09.03.2026 17:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like, tbh, it was the best of times & it was the worst of times

09.03.2026 16:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look at all of us. Ungartered, uncorseted, mad with freedom.

09.03.2026 16:08 — 👍 85 🔁 21 💬 4 📌 0

Every time I would see her, without realizing it was the same person, I’d be like, “⚡️ FASHION ⚡️.”

09.03.2026 15:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me too. 😬

09.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Demonic.

09.03.2026 01:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Jette van Steenis Anytime you need a Calypso

BTW, in second grade our music teacher tried to teach us this round but it really was too much for us (especially this kid named Hector). We were crazed. (Again, especially Hector.)

youtu.be/QMWiwHQrgiA?...

09.03.2026 01:10 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

E X A C T L Y.

09.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MJM: I could do Survivor. I’d be excellent.

LESBIAN BESTIE: Come on; you’re, like, scared of songs sung in a round.

MJM (quietly): Just “Carol of the Bells.”

09.03.2026 01:04 — 👍 83 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

❤️

09.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh. Not entirely!

09.03.2026 00:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wilbur Pippin & George Tooker
📸 George Platt Lynes • 1950

08.03.2026 20:38 — 👍 34 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

I just talked to a homosexual that didn’t know Liza has a book out on Tuesday and we need to do better to lift each other up.

08.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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