Gorgeous. We had a little preview in the men’s collection.
04.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gorgeous. We had a little preview in the men’s collection.
04.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0VERY Neuwirth coded.
04.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0These italics are epic/insane
04.03.2026 01:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Eight mothertucking suits to start the show. I was agog, baby.
04.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Saint Laurent (fall 2026)
Saint Laurent (fall 2026)
Saint Laurent (fall 2026)
Saint Laurent (fall 2026)
Flawless. I could post any outfit from this show.
04.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 44 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 4
Saint Laurent (fall 2026)
Saint Laurent (fall 2026)
Saint Laurent (fall 2026)
Saint Laurent (fall 2026)
WHAT: Saint Laurent (fall 2026)
OCCASIONS: merciless contract negotiations or calmly walking down an allée of trees at 3:00 AM—mist, soft owl sounds, palace on fire in the distance
IF IT WERE A SCENT: cello just taken from its case
EMOTIONAL RANGE: diabolical/soigné
🤟
03.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay, that’s not nothing
03.03.2026 19:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me when you mention that you’re still going to that grocery store.
03.03.2026 19:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That’s the power of pure literature, James.
03.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They’re on YouTube. Also, she can’t touch any technology because her energy is so strong that it will cause it to explode.*
*claim unverified
What can you do? Shrugging my shoulders in the cold March wind.
03.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Another one: “She shrugged her shoulders in the cold November wind.”
03.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Lately, if I drop in to visit my dad, he’s listening to these strange romance-y stories on his phone, & he swears they’re not AI but the one he was listening to today included the sentence, “She was 23 then: fresh from Stanford & bursting with ideas about innovation & sustainable technology.”
03.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 53 🔁 2 💬 9 📌 0I honestly didn’t see them/blocked them out until you mentioned them.
03.03.2026 18:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Octopus is like: “A lot octopi like tentacles. Me? I prefer a ruffled peplum.”
03.03.2026 17:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🩶
03.03.2026 17:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a jacket with a petticoat (which, I think, slays)
03.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0& the full occasion is, “charming Grandmama after disappointing Mom & Dad.”
03.03.2026 16:21 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yellow skirt & jacket whose bottom folds curl up like calla lilies. This sentence makes me sound drugged? But it’s real.
Also, oh my actual god
03.03.2026 16:16 — 👍 41 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Dior (fall 2026)
Dior (fall 2026)
Dior (fall 2026)
Dior (fall 2026)
WHAT: Dior (fall 2026)
OCCASIONS: charming Grandmama or approaching a diplomat at a party & saying, “In 30 seconds bullets will start flying. I can get you out of here but you need to follow me NOW.”
IF IT WERE A SCENT: fountain (just turned on)
EMOTIONAL RANGE: calculating/free
#MJMfashionGuide
& cause a scandal & ruin my chance at becoming a gold medal figure skating champion? Dream on!
03.03.2026 02:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“I mean, but sad.,” I said, convincing no one.
03.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Serving.
03.03.2026 00:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sort of managing a situation now because I said, “Oh my God, break up. It’s so fun.,” a LITTLE too fast to a friend.
03.03.2026 00:00 — 👍 60 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0So adorbs.
02.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(silently goes about filling my pockets with rocks and walks into ocean)
02.03.2026 20:24 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I have been humming this for 12 hours now.
02.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.
02.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 2384 🔁 504 💬 28 📌 12It is. The collection was a capsule collection plus couture pieces done in collaboration with the Louvre.
02.03.2026 16:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0