Zette

Don’t touch my decorative cattle

this is actually a skill I should know and I am frequently in the company of pythons, so now I''ll never sleep again.

a snowman with an orange nose is standing in the snow near a body of water . ALT: a snowman with an orange nose is standing in the snow near a body of water .

I've had some injustices in my life. Quite a few, frankly. But the worst injustice visited upon me is that recently my allergies are 1000x worse and when I sneeze, I often do the inhale, feel it and it STOPS. Why?? Why god? What have I done to deserve this? why no ah-CHOO. I NEED THE CHOO.

Lily, that ho!

That apple IS a butt.

Chicken schnitzel YUM

Ok I may need to embroider this 🤣

When you go to lunch with the tallest humans you know and look like a munchkin 🤣

These are not my animals. This is what happens when I leave my front door open 🤣

You should get a few- the nice thing is if you decide “ugh this is a pain in the ass” it’s extremely easy to rehome them especially if they are laying hens. Win/win

Garl got them. There are TEN. Ten. That’s a lot of chickens. But my mother in law enjoys caring for them and interacting and apparently eggs are a hot commodity so why not? We already have a big ass chicken run and coop.

Well, shit

This looks like a fun pattern. I could use some whimsy, maybe I’ll make something fun

Omg this is going to be so cute

a close up of a cat making a surprised face . ALT: a close up of a cat making a surprised face .

Anyone watching “Scamanda”? For my sdmb pals it reminds me of “blinky” and Wally. People be CRAZY.

PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP
BAAAAAABY CHICKENS

a cartoon of a capybara with the words you 've just been capybara 'd below it ALT: a cartoon of a capybara with the words you 've just been capybara 'd below it

Capybara…capybara capybara capybara capybara

I’ve done customer service for 15 years and at one point ran a busy dive shop. Most common question? “Do I need to know how to swim to scuba dive?” I shit you not. I usually said “well you can go exactly once” or “only if you want to come back”. Fucking idiots abound

Did he eat cereal out of a frisbee?

They are a ginormous pain in the ass.
But cute. Like me

Regarding the water coloring: the item I linked comes with 25 pages to paint and they fade back to completely white within an hour! Use again and again. Today I painted the octopus because I wanted to see him again. Excellent for anxiety, also.

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Here’s an item I got for my mother in law with dementia. Bonus: it’s fun when you’re super high, also.

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Um. YES. I may have missed it- why a chick? Also is this a sign that I need chicks this spring?

I’m bringing Russell. Fuck all y’all 😂

Been vaguebooking a bit lately due to serious family drama bullshit (Garl’s mom) but I’m pleased to report that everything came up Zettie and I can finally exhale. 💕 there’s still much to do but the initial hurdle is cleared and Connie will be staying with us. Look at her joy

Ohhh I’m up for that visit too!

I love all of your purple. I need a CA vacation in your purple palace

Aww it’s mango and pengo

Well ok I can be talked into these