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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck

‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/

It took 80 hours. I threw my neck and back out. You can't just slap the graphic in and go. I had to test, frog it a lot, and change things. You can't just use any chart you find online, if you do decide to do this. I know mine works. It's tested. #darkbrotherhood #fanart #skyrim #crochet

digital sketch of Caleb and Essek from Critical Role. Caleb is a tall thin human with chin-length wavy hair and a full beard, and Essek is a shorter thin drow with long hair swept back into a small utilitarian bun. they are both wearing two-piece swimsuits; Essek is dressed in a sleeveless vest and loose pants that are gathered into form-fitting cuffs mid-shin, while Caleb has loose shorts and a sleeveless vest on, both horizontally striped. the straps of his shirt are pulled down while Essek, standing at Caleb's back, is applying sunscreen to his shoulders from a round tin he is holding in his other hand. Caleb is hunched down in a relaxed standing pose, wiping his hands against each other.

three separate digital drawings of Fjord, Kingsley, and Veth from Critical Role. Fjord is a tall and lean athletic half-orc, with short straight dark hair, a slight underbite and visible lower tusks. he is wearing loose drawstring shorts, and several scars of different origins are scattered over his body. he is running away in a somewhat comedic fashion from an extremely simplified turtle chasing after him, which has a devious cat face on. Kingsley is a slim tiefling, with small curled horns, a thin long tail and short curly hair. he is wearing form-fitting leggings that stop mid-calf, with an opening for his tail that is laced closed above it. there are tattoos vaguely sketched on his upper body, including a peacock with its tail feathers reaching his face and a snake curling down one arm. he has numerous healed lacerations across the front of his neck and chest. he is lying down on his stomach, supporting himself on his elbows and propping his face on his laced fingers. his legs are bent, the ankles crossed in the air, and he is looking at the viewer with a flirtatious pout on his face. Veth is an athletic fat halfling, with a soft round stomach and ample bust. she has long dark hair in two braids, and the top of her feet and shins are furred. she is dressed in a two piece swimsuit consisting of a wired bra and bikini bottoms, decorated with floral lace. she is captured in the middle of getting over a piece of driftwood, one foot and hand propped on top of it, the other foot down on the ground and a hand crossbow in her other hand. she is aiming it up towards the sky with a triumphant smile of her face.

digital sketch of Jester from Critical Role, drawn in a dynamic jumping pose, her legs akimbo and her arms thrown back. she is a short muscular tiefling, with defined arm and leg muscles and a soft stomach. she has a long thin tail, straight hair in a chin-length bob, small ram's horns, and large freckle-like spots on her shoulders, thighs and cheeks. she is wearing a two-piece swimsuit tied with bows behind her neck and at her hips.

beach episode m9!!
(i do eventually want to get to drawing Beau, Yasha and Cad too btw)

#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanArt #MightyNein

kragehund-est on tumblr: "sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting. you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet." the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod: "What are your thoughts on musk?" kragehund-est: "i hope he dies"

I asked for a way to enjoy this diva without having to get through the actual campaign and they delivered

a mini barbie dreamhouse atop a giant (relative to the house) chicken legs

I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.

It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.

No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.

Image is a digital painting of a portrait of the Shadowhand Essek Thelyss from critical role. He is in the middle of giving head to someone offscreen with pale skin and freckles, implied to be Caleb. A large amount of drool clings to his lips and chin, as he’s clearly been at it awhile. His eyes look up between half-lidded lashes.

Getting all ✨messy✨

#shadowgast #naughtynein #criticallynsfw #criticalrolefanart #essek #nsfw #themightynein

MMORPG players in Westworld: people torture the NPCs because they're not real and nothing matters Real MMORPG players in real games: for a while there was a rock with textures that didn't load in correctly so people made a pilgrimage to Smooth Rock

digital portrait of Essek Thelyss from Critical Role, looking at the viewer with a barely-there soft smile and keen eyes, his hands folded in front of his chest. he is a young-looking dark elf with light lavender skin and shoulder-length white hair. he has chiseled features with prominent cheekbones and nose, a sharp jawline, thick eyebrows and violet eyes; his upper lip is asymmetric, the right half being noticeably taller than the left. he is wearing sharp teal eyeliner on his lower eyelids. his hair is artfully pinned back, some strands swirling into two small buns and the rest curling onto his shoulders. he is dressed in a thick voluminous black cloak, the sleeves folding at the bend of his elbows, revealing slightly longer straight wide sleeves with dusky mauve embroidery, reminiscent of the internal structure of ammonite shells; these sleeves in turn reveal another pair of long tight sleeves, with denser embroidery. on top of his robes, he is wearing a piece of decorative organic-looking armor consisting of a short breastplate and pauldrons. they are perlescent white, and the ridges and long spikes curving up off of his shoulders are similar to the shapes of conch shells. the painting utilizes a limited color palette of dusky purples, mauve, grays and pale green.

it was high time i painted another good old portrait of our favorite fancy guy Essek Thelyss!

#art #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanArt #EssekThelyss

Finally posting my Fjorjester wedding doodle of *that* conversation #shadowgast

Have not been able to get this passage from @vajra.me out of my head:

a digital semi-realistic painting based on a still from The Mighty Nein Animated. it depicts Caleb Widogast, a light-skinned ginger man, facing the camera and watching the flames roaring in front of him with a distressed look on his face, his shoulders slumped, his teeth bared, brows furrowed and eyes wide in horror. his chin-length hair and beard are greasy and messy, the short fur lining the collar of his coat tattered. the flames are reflected in his light blue eyes, highlighting the tears rolling down his face and coloring the pupils red. the dark blue background behind him suggests night time, and back-lights his fiery orange and brown silhouette with pale blue moonlight.

a fire storm

#CriticalRoleFanArt #MightyNeinAnimated #MightyNeinAnimatedSpoilers

he floats btw
🥹

A digital illustration of a medieval banner. It says in medieval inspired script "ye olde trans rights". It is decorated with plants and blue, pink, and white flowers.

ye olde trans rights. now and forever. 🏳️‍⚧️✨

#TDOR #TransDayofRemembrance

a sketchy comic of critical role character's Tyranny (top panel) and Wicander (bottom panel). they are posed in a confessions booth, Tyranny, hands clasped and a mischievous look on her face says "sorry daddy, i've been a naughty girl-" and Wick, embarrassed and flustered, responds "by the light, Tyranny, it's "forgive me father, for i have sinned"

i hope they make each other worse 🫶💕✨

A digital painting of a baking tray of eight cinnamon-roll like pastries with a red swirl in them, pink icing, and cranberries sprinkled on top.

Have some cranberry rolls! Cranberry rolls for your trying times, as many rolls as it takes.

#criticalrole

warrior chonks

@amagire@mastodon.social elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

The #shadowgast Aeorian expedition morning preparations.
(wow i managed to finish a wip)

The hair and face shading is so good!

a shoulders-up watercolor portrait of Essek Thelyss from Critical Role. he is depicted as a young-looking slender drow with light gray-purple skin and short white hair. there is a silver ornament hooked around his pointed ear, shaped like a small leafed branch. his shirt is filled in with almost black purple ink, allowing his face, neck and right hand to stand out; the hand is up by Essek's face, the fingers touching his lips in a pensive gesture as he looks off to the side. the background behind his head and in the upper right corner is sectioned off and filled in with the same ink as his shirt, balancing the composition and providing a dark backdrop for Essek's light hair.

was struck by sudden inspiration to paint everyone's favorite hot boy with watercolors 🎨
#art #watercolors #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanArt

i know many authors are experiencing this but it is so unsettling to create something complex, personal, inextricably interwoven into your own truth, and then see the thing only you could have made being fed into the playdough spaghetti factory of gray meaningless slop

nein!
#criticalroleart
#criticalrolefanart

The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe

another super duper quick sketch but this time is yasha :3
#criticalrolefanart

"None Of These Books Are Obscene": Judge Strikes Down Much of Florida's Book Ban Bill In a major win for intellectual freedom, a judge rules against Florida law that led to removing hundreds of books from school libraries.

We could all use some good news

bookriot.com/penguin-rand...

The concern, the yearning! Love the expressiveness! <3

I have so many WIPs right now and none of them is calling to me… The closest is this #Shadowgast one but I feel like it needs something more… it was originally a little two panel comic but I SUCK at drawing consistent characters so here we are 😭

Yes.

AI industry horrified to face largest copyright class action ever certified Copyright class actions could financially ruin AI industry, trade groups say.

Wow, it's almost like you should check the rights on digital media before you use it to create your product