Election Profit Makers

Episode 336: A Pal Is A Wonderful Thing — Election Profit Makers Jon still doesn’t believe the Epstein story has legs. David puts money on it. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's...

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A Pal Is A Wonderful Thing

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Episode 335: Jesus Is That Superhero — Election Profit Makers Jon doesn’t believe in the Epstein list. David shares an amazing update about Ed Scofield. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com ...

New EPM: Jesus Is That Superhero

David shares an amazing update about Ed Scofield.

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Episode 334: The Angel Of The Triassic Basin — Election Profit Makers Jon describes the historic flooding in Chapel Hill. David does a complete 180 on Jeffrey Epstein. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmake...

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The Angel Of The Triassic Basin

Jon describes the historic flooding in Chapel Hill. David does a complete 180 on Jeffrey Epstein.

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Episode 333: The Only Third Party I Will Support Is The Yacht Deck Foam Party — Election Profit Makers Jon stays up all night watching the Senate. David starts to have doubts about capitalism. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com W...

New EPM: The Only Third Party I Will Accept Is The Yacht Deck Foam Party

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Episode 332: Post-Fordo — Election Profit Makers Jon and David look at how prediction markets are handling the NYC mayoral primary. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch Da...

New EPM: Post-Fordo

Jon and David look at how prediction markets are handling the NYC mayoral primary

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@jonkimball.bsky.social David may have a point about this being funny

Episode 331: Green Tanks Are On The Move! — Election Profit Makers Jon watches Babygirl. David starts writing his musical about the history of FiveThirtyEight.com. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmaker...

New EPM: Green Tanks Are On The Move!

Jon watches Babygirl. David starts writing his musical about the history of FiveThirtyEight.com.

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Episode 330: Generating Passive Income Via Affiliate Links: An Explainer — Election Profit Makers Jon cuts the sleeves off his ACAB shirt. David details the absolute destruction of Los Angeles Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers....

New EPM: Generating Passive Income Via Affiliate Links: An Explainer

Jon cuts the sleeves off his ACAB shirt. David details the absolute destruction of Los Angeles.

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Episode 329: Elon Musk, Bladder Issues And Body Dysmorphia — Election Profit Makers Jon and David look in the mirror of reality and describe what they see. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show ...

New EPM: Elon Musk, Bladder Issues And Body Dysmorphia

Jon and David look in the mirror of reality and describe what they see.

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Adam Corralla and Dr Drew guest appearance on Dawson’s Creek S6 E19

Dawson’s Creek season 6 is really starting to suck

Episode 328: The Danger Of Hollow Muscles — Election Profit Makers Jon and David argue about what qualifies as an interesting fact about Central Park. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch D...

New EPM: The Danger of Hollow Muscles

Jon and David argue about what qualifies as an interesting fact about Central Park.

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Episode 327: Tariffs Are Probably Going To Destroy American Guitar Pedal Manufacturing — Election Profit Makers Jon continues his wildlife research. David discusses the EarthQuaker Devices situation. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Wat...

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Tariffs Are Probably Going To Destroy American Guitar Pedal Manufacturing

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Episode 326: Talking About Tariffs At GNC — Election Profit Makers David fantasizes about American Muscle Powder. Jon sees a famous meme in the wild. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch Da...

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Talking About Tariffs At GNC

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Episode 325: I Don’t Wanna Wait For Our Lives To Be Over — Election Profit Makers This episode is mostly about Dawson’s Creek. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit...

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BONUS EPISODE: 27 Minutes Of Context-Free Cats Purring — Election Profit Makers Field recordings of EPM listeners’ felines. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit....

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Episode 322: Hegseth Sideburn Template Dot Net — Election Profit Makers Jon buys an insane piece of fitness equipment. David is overwhelmed by cat recordings. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watc...

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Episode 321: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Lifting Weights With The Election Profit Makers. — Election Profit Makers Jon and David go hard as hell lifting weights in Jon's gym! This is an intense field recording! To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!

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Lifting Weights With The Election Profit Makers

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Episode 320: June 2026 Goals — Election Profit Makers Jon’s knee hurts. David makes a CrimethInc connection. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu ...

New EPM: June 2026 Goals

Jon’s knee hurts. David makes a CrimethInc connection.

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Episode 319: Further Useful Remarks Concerning The Intersection Of Weightlifting And Politics — Election Profit Makers Jon recaps March Madness and remembers lifting at the YMCA. David celebrates the culture of bench-press spotting. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@el...

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Episode 318: Trump Is The Least Non-Trump President At This Point In His Term — Election Profit Makers Jon and David injure themselves and adjust their training regimens accordingly. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David...

We were injured. Injured bad. overcast.fm/+AAr_rsWpXPY

Episode 317: Bonus Episode: North Carolina Political Gossip (with Thomas Mills) — Election Profit Makers Thomas Mills of PoliticsNC.com joins Jon and David to discuss Mark Robinson, Anderson Clayton, and domain names. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@ele...

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Episode 316: Rejecting Wealth And Hell-ness For Health And Wellness — Election Profit Makers Jon shocks his system with made-up exercises. David describes his ideal personal trainer. EPM March Madness http://bit.ly/MYBRACKET Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comm...

New EPM: Rejecting Wealth And Hell-ness For Health And Wellness

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Jon Kimball holds a copy of Blood Meridian

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Patrick Schwarzenegger getting pumped on protein shakes in White Lotus

Text from David Rees: Hey bros let me know what you think of this: Say NO to wealth and hell-ness Say YES to health and wellness Might join Bluesky just to drop that banger and luxuriate in it going viral

Nobody knows. Nobody has any idea what’s happening anymore.

Episode 315: Your Health & Wellness Journey Begins Today — Election Profit Makers Jon and David discuss supplements, consumer electronics, and other lifestyle topics designed for today’s man. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electi...

All about the pump now

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Either Show Their Heads Getting Chopped Off Or Move On Jon picks a Bad Boy of the Week. David starts writing his Blood Meridian musical.

New EPM: Either Show Their Heads Getting Chopped Off Or Move On

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