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Jamtastic

@jammy-bear.bsky.social

Paranoid-type schizophrenic Married, 2 foster kids Non-Binary Ace Norse Pagan

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Omg I got the same thing. Luckily (I guess..) I'll never afford a switch 2 though so I don't have the fomo

05.03.2026 00:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's hard to talk with a withered carrot in your mouth.

03.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Need to take the tired high schooler working at subway method... one tomato and a full head of lettuce per sandwich. See how unsubstantial it is then :p

03.03.2026 17:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I use to be on it but my insurance stopped covering them for anything that isn't diabetes. It's been... So hard trying to keep my weight in check. I also have an eating disorder but I also have debilitating full body nerve pain so I can't exercise enough.

03.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Got that bubba grade head.

03.03.2026 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I believe so yeah. I have memory disorders though so who really knows lol.

03.03.2026 16:42 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pulling some real high level lashing out there bud. Every comment has you misunderstanding basic things like jokes. Go smoke a cigarette and stare at some grass for a while or something you gonna end up with a fucking aneurysm.

03.03.2026 16:41 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was browsing steam the other day and found this gem where the specifications for "operating system" simply said "It will run on a toaster if you ask nice enough"

03.03.2026 16:37 — 👍 33    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

No surprise their own kids turned out to be literal fucking psychopaths. I imagine losing all your childhood friends to your dad's buddies sex trafficking ring turns you into a massive slate glass penis statue. Fragile as snow but heavy enough to crush everyone when they fall.

03.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look at you. So advanced for shilling to corporate greed. The big bad Indy game can't get you don't worry.

03.03.2026 02:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And they'll blame the suicides on us. Like always

03.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sorry slight typo, was suppose to be "that didn't serve"

02.03.2026 22:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You forgot the all but 2 presidents after Washington that served.

Did they start wars? No, but generally, on literally almost any part of the world, it's never the ones fighting that are starting wars. Because you can't start a war if you die in the last one, so they avoid military time.

02.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

On top of all of that it is VERY Public Knowledge that both elections were paid for by the rich elite who wanted to run this country.

We had no choice from the beginning but yeah, it's our fault. Go choke on the dead beavers you cuck.

02.03.2026 16:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If that's true then every single one of you Canadians are responsible for those native kids buried under half your fucking schools.

Doesn't feel so great when you get it does it?

You cannot condemn an entire people because of the sins of a leadership they have no actual control over.

02.03.2026 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I love Dragon Age

24.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 2381    🔁 270    💬 74    📌 17

I want the timeline where Al Gore wins :(

24.02.2026 17:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A greyish brown and black striped tabby and green eyes has lines of light seeping through the blinds and onto him as he lays in a cat tree near the window.

A greyish brown and black striped tabby and green eyes has lines of light seeping through the blinds and onto him as he lays in a cat tree near the window.

I don't post a lot of Peter because he's usually following my husband like a lost puppy but here is an illuminated boy

24.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When the tag system first started it was better. But now it's been bloated with so many extra tags that every game shares a tag on some way.

I feel like there's gotta be a way to make the system require more matched tags than currently.

24.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know why people are surprised by the guy that said homeless people don't deserve to live in California.

24.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Far Cry games basically function solely on guerilla warfare. Far cry 2 is probably the best one experience wise. The characters actually shout out commands in their native language.

90% of the game boils down to ambushes and strategically weaving in and out of combat to keep em guessing

23.02.2026 06:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm talking about specifically the days AFTER his death, where his entire cabinet killed each other trying to become the new Stalin, and the winner got what he deserved from the public since everyone who could protect him was now dead.

23.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I mean the US as a COUNTRY has. But there are currently about 150 Americans fighting in the ASOV foreign legion battalion. The Russians are so afraid that if they hear English they usually just take themselves out instead of fighting. Our weakest ignored them but our strongest are fighting.

22.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh I hate those types. They play nothing but Warzone and then are suddenly experts on every genre in existence.

To those that fit that mark and complain: you don't get to decide how other people feel about an art form. Quality is subjective.

22.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If we're lucky it will go down death of Stalin style and 90% of the top brass will take each other out in the panic

22.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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22.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't understand universal healthcare if you think it's a myth

22.02.2026 16:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If it is him I find it hilarious that not only is he so fucked he has to defend HIMSELF, but he gets almost IMMEDIATELY brushed off as they move to a democratic caller because he was just being a dumbass

22.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've been dabbling with arpgs lately. Dragon Age is a good starting point. The new one is beautiful. It's live but when you open your skill wheel it pauses for a second so you can select a skill or spell. The first game is very crpg coded but it's pure arpg for the rest of the series.

21.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0