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It’s never lupus

05.09.2025 01:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chat Wilson fucking died of cancer I’m so not Vicodin

14.06.2025 05:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If Canada becomes a part of the US I am going to actively start trying to kill myself

04.12.2024 03:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Where’s my Vicodin Im bouta make his ass sore~~

(Im coming for you Wilson)

16.11.2024 02:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yessir, he’s addictive just like the Vicodin too

11.11.2024 20:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well obviously he’s my pookie wookie snuggum bear

11.11.2024 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Wanna shoot myself lmao

28.10.2024 10:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My bad

23.10.2024 15:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the house

21.10.2024 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your illegal you don’t have the rights to ask anything

21.10.2024 02:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A human being

20.10.2024 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sorry guys I ate all the Vicodin

20.10.2024 19:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I think… and this is just a hunch… he must jonkle

20.10.2024 07:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m gonna give you medicine drug

20.10.2024 06:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes?

20.10.2024 06:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yo

20.10.2024 06:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dr Wilson was right… that bussy really does squirt

20.10.2024 03:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh no… GET THIS MAN 474 MILLIGRAMS OF ACETAMINOPHEN

20.10.2024 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s what I said to Foreman the first time I saw him

20.10.2024 03:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I don’t care who Cuddy sends I’m not treating the guy with colon cancer

20.10.2024 03:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wrong it’s stored in your head shit for brains

20.10.2024 03:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay… you should watch it… its how I pay Wilson’s rent

20.10.2024 02:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Womp womp lil buddy

20.10.2024 02:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alr bet

20.10.2024 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’re out lil bro… I had to give you my secret stash just to reach the amount you needed… I’m in fucking pain

20.10.2024 02:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have to work the night shift I’m overdosing on Vicodin I swear to god

20.10.2024 02:52 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Your order of 3000mg of Vicodin was wild

20.10.2024 02:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s incurable I’m sorry

20.10.2024 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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