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xi. justice

@stillinthedark.bsky.social

alt version of @fatecalls.bsky.social with extra quotes. currently posting ace attorney. ic: https://www.tumblr.com/letoilepourpre/778506218664853504/i-dont-think-i-have-a-brain-anymore-its-just?source=share

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Sorry, I'm not up on my G things. I'm not even sure what a G thing is...

07.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A prosecutor should be cool of wit and furrowed of brow.
Less "glimmerous" and more "simmerous"... you know?
"...No, actually, I don't."

07.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks like an instrument case. A big instrument case.
"There's a great magic trick you can do with one of these!"
Huh? What kind?
"The "Miraculous Beautiful Girl Escapes the Case" illusion."
So it's the girl who's miraculous, not the escape?
"So picky!"

07.02.2026 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It appears the witness is mistaken...
"Miss... Taken? But my name..."

07.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After Daddy quit law seven years ago...
...I promised I would keep him fed!
So I'm kind of his sugar daddy! Get it?

07.02.2026 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(If looks could kill, this woman would be a mass-murderer by now...)

07.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah, Apollo, you're getting old!
"Ack!"
(Does 22 qualify as "old" to a 15-year-old...?)

07.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

...Valant Gramarye! (...I exclaimed as he walked in through the door. Normally.)

07.02.2026 00:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Mind going blank... Don't panic... Ack, too late!)

07.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is it, the big day! Did you get any sleep?
"Yeah, I went to bed at 1:00 AM or so."
Oh? What time did you wake up?
"...3:00 AM."

07.02.2026 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yo, 'sup, my little imposter!

06.02.2026 23:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(With a whirl of his cloak, and a wink of his eye...)
(...he turned and walked out through the door. Normally.)

06.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I believe the defense was waxing poetic in an attempt to mystify those present...
...and impress women.

06.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If we used the same color, the two decks might get mixed.
(Um, you used different colors and they STILL got mixed up.)

06.02.2026 23:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I believe the defense was waxing poetic in an attempt to mystify those present...
...and impress women.

06.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(With a whirl of his cloak, and a wink of his eye...)
(...he turned and walked out through the door. Normally.)

06.02.2026 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The card you have chosen is magical.
Use it wisely, and the game is yours.

06.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where does he get off acting like he's some big rock star?
(...He is a big rock star.)

06.02.2026 22:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is it, the big day! Did you get any sleep?
"Yeah, I went to bed at 1:00 AM or so."
Oh? What time did you wake up?
"...3:00 AM."

06.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After Daddy quit law seven years ago...
...I promised I would keep him fed!
So I'm kind of his sugar daddy! Get it?

06.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

A prosecutor should be cool of wit and furrowed of brow.
Less "glimmerous" and more "simmerous"... you know?
"...No, actually, I don't."

06.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Normally, burglars are looking for valuables, right?
"That's true! That's what I would do! If I were a burglar."

06.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"White powder"...? (I hope it's not what I think it is.)

06.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A prosecutor should be cool of wit and furrowed of brow.
Less "glimmerous" and more "simmerous"... you know?
"...No, actually, I don't."

06.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

...You have an interesting concept of praise.

06.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look, it's a folding ladder.
"Polly! That's called a "stepladder"! C'mon!"
...A stepladder? How is that different from a regular ladder then?
"It's a much more complex piece of machinery! It's like two ladders stuck together!"
...So you admit that basically it's a ladder, right?

06.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, I assure you it's quite based.

06.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Don't ask, Justice. You don't wanna know.)

06.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apollo! You're his defense! You're supposed to believe whatever he says. Even lies!
That's what Daddy always told me!
"Um, I'll just pretend you misheard him. Every time."

06.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Look, it's a folding ladder.
"Polly! That's called a "stepladder"! C'mon!"
...A stepladder? How is that different from a regular ladder then?
"It's a much more complex piece of machinery! It's like two ladders stuck together!"
...So you admit that basically it's a ladder, right?

06.02.2026 20:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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