King Luc

bruh

old man wants a waffle

BORT FORT MCGORT IS NOW OUT FOR THE BLOOD OF THE BRITISH PEOPLE

FEAR HIS WRATH
FEAR HIS POWER
FEAR HIS GAY POWERS

he makes women gay

BORT FORT MCGORT
he's a lesbian from Lebanon

Bro I just bought a 4.4 BILLION YEAR old zircon crystal for $150aud

Life is good

Btw the earth is only 4.543 billion years old

So this rock is only 143 million years younger than the fucking earth

I defy god with every single action I do
And on this faithful day he has chosen to punish me for my sacrilegious and heretical actions

I have been shitting my guts out for 20 minutes

Definitely not because I ate 50 McDonalds chicken nuggets

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That’s cool

You ever shit so hard you think about
your place in the universe

You question everything you've ever known

You fear the infinite nothing of the universe after it's unavoidable death

I did

And when I screamed in fear to god

He screamed back

How do you even manage that

Haha you got psychologically scarred by funky kong porn

If they put chica on it
I will have great pleasure
then extreme pain

Hamburger

I really want to make a game called John frunkle where you play as John frunkle the tax accountant

And every 5 seconds you hear a voice that says beat your meat
And you need to not do that in your place of work

You guys ever get the primal urge to start a Neolithic cult that worships Mēnô

I do like every other week

Will say it is a lot of fun

Would recommend

I like my women how I like my pizza
Cooked in the oven for 20 minutes

My creature

i'm the type of guy to go into an all American diner and order one pancake with forty seven pickles on it and complain to the chef why are there pickles

Pansexual should be renamed to bisexual+ or bi+

Man i had such a fun week i went to the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park i got to see god's mistake, greater gastric sea, my little brother getting torn to shreds by a Abyssal Copepod, the north bronchial forest, so yea i had a great time

Y'all ever get the ice cream out of the freezer and when you go to get a scoop you realise someone replaced the ice cream with fire

Don't you guys just hate it when you find a wormhole to the 5th dimension in your cereal

What is your favourite flavour of azidoazide azide mine is apple blackcurrant

You ever hit on a girl and then you realise it was a pile of mayonnaise

y'all eat uranium 238 before or after enrichment

oh fiddlesticks i dropped the child what am i going to eat now

Just because my daughter is a bird does not mean I am a bird nor had any relations with a bird.
My daughter/bird was spawned from the darkness she is a immortal creature and will be here long after you depart this world.