Blakimus Maximus

I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're Nomi Malone Leaving Vegas at the End of Showgirls?

okay, we got Kimmel back on the air. Cool.

Now where the fuck did 1800 people go?

When are the boomers going to just go away?!??!

I'm so tired

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

No place for political violence in this country? My brother in Christ, this country was built on, and continues to run on political violence.

THIS

Charlie Kirk was shot while speaking at an event in Orem, Utah.

Something has to be done about the violence in these large blue cities in blue states like Orem, Utah.

*responsible @bsky.app an edit feature would be *so* appreciated

Charlie Kirk is, in many ways, partly responsibly for creating a world where this kind of violence is commonplace.

He fed extremism and has engaged in stochastic terrorism so he could be wealthy and powerful.

It's hard to have sympathy for him right now.

I do not advocate for, nor am I pleased to see harm to come to *anyone*

but *perhaps* this is what happens when you ghoulishly treat someone's penis-substitute toy as more important than innocent lives.

Is it too soon to talk about gun control now?

as a theater performer in Utah, I need you to know that your quick dig at Utah and its endless productions of Joseph brought me the most joy I have felt in months.

if your Republican Senator or House rep tries to win re-election on "fiscal responsibility" you know what to do

The tragedy of Brian Wilson is we will never know what his mind - ravaged by mental illness, abuse, and self-medication - was truly capable of, and far too many fail to see his once-in-a-lifetime talent beyond the beach surf pop.

so, here - listen and learn.

open.spotify.com/playlist/0Gg...

I've decided Benson Boone, whether he knows it or not, is trying so hard to be the straight @zeemachine.bsky.social . . .

. . . he's not succeeding.

😊

all right, behold: me in all my mormon missionary glory 😄

okay but I really was!

stupor of thought, indeed #midcenturymodern

I too would probably want out of this existence after meeting JD Vance.

(in all seriousness, as a never-Catholic agnostic, I always liked Pope Francis. RIP)

Please Be Safe. We need to know what is going on there, not just with Garcia.

the big assignment us gayz have in these troubling times is being more critical of people we think are "hot".

wanting to fuck someone should *NEVER* excuse his transphobia, misogyny, racism, and otherwise falling in line with the fascists.

It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the . . .

uh . . . the fuck I am

I mean, there /is/ a 20 minute sequence that /feels/ like a bomb is going off lol

fair enough

this is the best thing I've ever heard you say

Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.

none lol