Kate

You heard about Ian Watkins?

Hahahahahahaha fuck Ian Watkins, dead Paedo cunt

Today in kingdom come deliverance 2:

Found the best pub sign in the world

Sad to hear that Harold 'Dickie' Bird has been dismissed eight short of his century.

He and David Shepherd were basically the mainstays of umpiring in my youth.

#cricket

Legendary cricket umpire Dickie Bird dies aged 92 * Umpired 66 Tests between 1973 and 1996 * Bird also played for Yorkshire and Leicestershire The former Test umpire Harold “Dickie” Bird has died at the age of 92, Yorkshire County Cricket Club have announced. He umpired 66 Tests between 1973 and 1996, after a playing career with his native Yorkshire and Leicestershire. Bird was one of the most prominent umpires of his era, and was made president of his home county in 2014. Continue reading...

Legendary cricket umpire Dickie Bird dies aged 92

a cartoon dog with a blue collar is standing in front of a potted plant and says major disappointment ALT: a cartoon dog with a blue collar is standing in front of a potted plant and says major disappointment

Just when I think Manchester United can’t disappoint me anymore, it’s a game like this

THEY DID IT!!

Some pretty classy penalties with cool heads for @swfc.co.uk there!

Nathan McAndrew bowls Sussex to win, Notts win thriller over Birmingham Bears | The Cricketer Nathan McAndrew made it 11 wickets against Glamorgan in the T20 Blast this season with 6 for 21, while Derbyshire beat Leicestershire, and Notts Outlaws chased down 207 to beat Birmingham Bears

🏏 Derbyshire make it back-to-back wins
🦘 Nathan McAndrew takes 6 for 21
🟢 Tom Moores hit final ball six to beat Birmingham Bears

The Men's T20 Blast roundup ⤵️

@raccoonhands420 therapist: tell me about some of your happy childhood memories me: my what

I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks.

There is darkness inside me yet I remain whimsical

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One of these days I’ll understand why the traffic in Sheffield gets so randomly congested for no reason

GIRLFRIEND: I'm breaking up with you.

ME: Is it because every time you have tuna mayo I call it shoalslaw?

HER: Yes. Yes it is.

ZOOKEEPER: So this snake is 3.14 metres long

ME: *way too loud* A pi-thon

ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids

[sees a guy selling drugs outside the supermarket] *whispers to self* Pablo Tescobar

Heres the video: https://tinyurl.com/2ndywcew
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Just Jos Buttler things!
#cricket #GTvDC #JosButtler #IPL2025

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Headphones on, Easter egg for breakfast, catching up on last nights Wrestle Mania!

We asked our head of groundstaff to check the chemical composition of the playing surface, and he declared it fit for humans to play.

HELLOWEEN Announces New Album 'Giants & Monsters' German metal legends, Helloween, have checked in with a surprise announcement: “We locked ourselves in a studio, summoned some giants, wrestled a few monsters, and somehow came out with a brand-new a...

🚨HELLOWEEN Announces New Album 'Giants & Monsters'
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The groundstaff say they will put a bit of sawdust down and conditions should be fit for play within an hour.

Screenshot of a Pidgey and Pidgeot staring at a trainer in Pokémon go

Close up screenshot of a Pidgeot in Pokémon go

“Don’t ever catch me or my son again”

I stand with the penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands!

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Antarctica Tariffs Announced

It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...

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The real sound of Earth's magnetic field from space

#astronomy
#space #NASA

Clearest image of Venus taken by Japan's Akatsuki Venus Climate Orbiter

We were 1 artisanal hamper away from loosing them