Bea (the looker)

Wguh ok good to know

HERE. EAT

I imagine you started growing and *then* went into my/someone’s living room to do the pin-up pose

GIRL HUNGRY

Playin some minecraft, yknow that drinking 4 bottles of honey is equivalent to ingesting a solid cubic meter of the stuff? And yet it’s so easy to just chug down, doesn’t even fill your hunger bar that much….

It’s good for you!!

Some additional info. The hammer is a self-sustaining generator capable of producing enough energy to make every strike feel like a lightning bolt. Bea switches it on by jumpstarting it with a spark of her own. Since the energy is 80% compatible*, she can use it when overclocking her body to save on her own energy. It cannot produce enough energy to power a dimensional rift, however. It has no apparent means of propulsion, but propulsion is generated anyways from whichever side of the hammer Bea needs. Maybe some way the energy reacts to the metal in the heads? I’m still workshopping this. *Bea is only 40% compatible with standard electricity. She can use it, but at the cost of damaging her internal circuits.

Getting down how the jet hammer looks. The grey part in the center spins when it’s on. The effect should be like turning on a very dangerous lawnmower.

Just got a fax, it’s been done to you. How do you feel about this.

Just got an email, they’re doing it to you RIGHT NOW

I just got a phone call, they’re doing it to you tomorrow

It’s ok I’ll just catch them for you (and put them in your mouth)

DO ITTTTTTTT MAKE THAT DEER ORBULAR CMONNNN

Another rule of inflation. If the P balloon takes a very long time to reach the inflatee, then either the inflatee will be unaffected or they will avoid it. This is known as comedy, and the audience will scream for the inflation to actually happen until it inevitably does.

Pretty…..

One of them is having more fun

Based on a true story

I don’t think I’m a romantic person but you can lick my neck and give my inner thighs hickeys if you want

Me, but I’m in the line. Who said that.

CHEERING AND CLAPPING AND HOLLERING AND

Yeah I forgot to mention that you activated *so many neurons* with that one…

Hi hi hello hi

If I raised my hand up any faster it would get fried by air friction

Ohhh phew. I was worried it was bad.

Okdontsayanythingelsethankyouuu

What what happened what happened don’t scare me like this

GHH EXACTLY

Insanely hot to me that she’s just a chill person who occasionally zones out and eats subways full of people

Ooh, could be a cool way to bring back the pred relapse thing with parker…

Gulps down pokeballs like fuckin m&ms

Crumnch