Anna / Boots / Secret Option C

me too, I've heard good things

a neat rectangle of blue half treble crochet with slightly wobbly edges. photo taken on legs wearing blue fishnets and green tights in orange light

@fionchadd.bsky.social i'm still doing the edges wrong BUT look how pretty! ahh i like half treble

now that's a legacy, i need to make more things!

that's so cool! i know they've been around for a bit, hope she got all the money

i can only assume the sentence at the bottom finishes "catch numerous expensive diseases and wee in your shoe"

they're so intentionally awful in a really interesting way, i think it's a reaction to the charmless sanded-down round ones like Smeagol here. mind you, we 80s kids had boglins

Smeagol / Gollum plushie: a cute round soft toy with straggly hair and a brown loincloth. he is smiling

A Patrick from Spongebob fuggler. An orangey pink shape in bermuda shorts. his eyes look inflamed and he has humanoid teeth. No resemblance to the starfish he claims to be

Somebody from gen Z / alpha explain "cute" to me please

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

this fact expires in a year and a half so repeat it while you can 👍

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

merciful ZEUS

toxic pink slime has mutated the teletubbies beyond recognition. the machinery of the old world protrudes from the ground beneath them. they hear noises from the sun, and fear that one day, it will Speak

fucking great idea though

ooh yes please, good year for liminal environs

so perfectly put. I've stopped checking, threads is dead to me

I keep reinstalling Threads because Instagram shows me a truncated post and I think “What does it say? What is this??” and the answer is always Something Stupid From A Dickhead

when he said "diet is just die with a t," changed my life

you been stickin garfields to the frame again? that odie. he's got no clue i tell ya

logging on is like opening pandora's box, except when you've been eyeblasted by horrors, instead of hope being left, it's some admittedly very good jokes my friends have made

it does seem like i should try it, once... maybe that's what my 1.7 farm will be too

i know, exciting! and my tiktok algorithm has worked out that i will watch any tips and tricks video it cares to lob at me

Run For Cover, anna's back on the cosy farming sim

the Stardew Valley opening theme is as sure a sign of distress as any siren

EXACTLY

that's little me!! i wonder why we were all meeting up? the guy to the right of me, Rob, has been on my mind lately. i'm not sure i have a way to contact him.

close up on my eyes, smudged and messy eyeliner streaking out all over. the irises have been edited to look red.

05/03/18: had just got my ear pierced. got a cute red dinosaur stud- i wonder what happened to that.
05/03/10: i was taking photos for a Flickr group called Thing A Week. that's where i got to know @dorkomatic.bsky.social !

And that's as far back as i can go.

2019 anna with shortish hair, an untidy side shave, a thick scarf and cool green sunglasses

05/03/19: In the office from my last job. Had my favourite sunglasses - they look great but the frame snapped

05/03/23: We were in a smaller place. I was tending to my plants and getting stressed out because i was clattering into everything.
05/03/22: I was in Cardiff, surrounded by plants, ikea furniture, and wedgwood trinket dishes.
05/03/21: plants, selfies, soup
05/03/21: bath bombs, lewds

05/03/26: working from home.
05/03/25: working from home, had my hammock out which I've yet to do this year due to depresso.
05/03/24: got a new mug, it has Poison Ivy on it! the print's wearing off now, mugs don't last like they used to, we still use one James got with an easter egg ages ago.

No, I said ~pelicanesis~. I can move birds with my mind. Look, I'm making that one fly through the air.