Jasmin

a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background ALT: a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background

conversar sozinho sem ser tratado como louco

a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background

a vida quando eu tenho dinheiro

o povo de recife e do rio de janeiro sao os unicos que estao dando ao menos um leve sorriso essa noite mesmo é

cara a esse ponto so pode ser sacanagem eu vou passar mal

a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background

a vida se eu fizesse terapia

a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera . ALT: a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .

um dia eu acho o vagabundo q criou o Excel

o elon musk assim depois de errar a conta do pix

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minha vida se eu pudesse comer sem gastar

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minha vida se eu conseguisse comer sem engordar

a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background

Eu pulando o storie de todo mundo: 😗😛🙂
Eu vendo o meu 35 vezes: 😍🥰🤩

Mano espero que eles vazem

Ai sim

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to precisando de vitamina P

pix, praia e paz

a woman wearing glasses is blowing a kiss while sitting on a bed . ALT: a woman wearing glasses is blowing a kiss while sitting on a bed .

vou sortear algum de vcs pra pagar meu carrinho da sephora

I'm just a girl in the world

Eu comi 😋 ela 👩 uma ☝️vez

Só uma 1️⃣ vez

Ela👩 se apaixonou 💖 por mim 😎

Em cima🔝 da cama🛏️ é sessão de cacete🦯

Na xereca🫶 o bambu🎍 geme 🫦

Então geme🫦 baixin🤫.

Sim

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o mundo se o uber carro fosse o valor do uber moto

a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background ALT: a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background

o mundo se o final de semana fosse 3 dias

a woman is sitting in front of a sign that says ' youtube ' on it ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a sign that says ' youtube ' on it

acho uma nojeira vc se prestar ao papel de ser fã de político, nem sentido isso faz, juro o povo postando foto conceitual em passeata de prefeito, vamo ter limites

Close (2022)

Um certificado virtual com o texto "Comemorando 10 milhões de usuários no Bluesky, #8.587.822, Jasmin ‪@jsmalbarado.bsky.social‬, ingressou em 3 de set. de 2024"

O Bluesky agora tem mais de 10 milhões de usuários, e eu tinha #8.587.822!

Bateu mal demais esse pênalti

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Tomar banho, Lavar o cabelo, passar hidratante, desodorante e um perfume

a close up of a cat 's face with tears running down its face . ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with tears running down its face .

Na minha vez de ser adulto tudo é mil reais

taoo eu