@petehardie.bsky.social
I wish I had thought of that - on an ER visit, there was a knock at the door of the room. I said "come in" and the tech entered, saying "I just need to get some blood". I responded "wait, I'm checking the room for a mirror".
"Too late, you already invited me in"
"Nurse Feratu", lol
If she had read THHGTTG, she'd have her towel
08.11.2025 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't threaten me with a good time
08.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What annoys me the most is that they choose dystopia as their models instead of utopia. We could be relaxing as the necessary work is done by robots instead of getting fired to make billionaires a tiny bit richer
08.11.2025 20:18 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0TIL that Chubby Checker was not yet in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.
WTAF? 65 years after his version of "The Twist" was released??
"I must go; my planet needs me!"
07.11.2025 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A dik-dik antelope near a brown wall
Unsolicited dik-dik pic
06.11.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0.. And be a defendant in the second Nuremberg trials
05.11.2025 14:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looks like all the Nazi propaganda posters
05.11.2025 14:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think you are right
04.11.2025 12:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fiber to the house, one data cable to wifi AP, some coax, the rest wireless
02.11.2025 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0All this (waves hand around social media and US politics) may be making shit worse. Keep the faith, friend
31.10.2025 16:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Starcurst
He also ordered they ask the bombs the same questions he was asked at Walter Reed this week...
30.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On a slightly different tack, I'd like to see less AI/voice recognition subs - too many errors in spelling/word choice
29.10.2025 20:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Putting on a Ritz!"
28.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of my favorites
21.10.2025 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Manager attends daily scrums
20.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We told you so
19.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All the characters as bunraku puppets
18.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have you heard what they say about drummers? :)
15.10.2025 12:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ha! I sometimes send that same unsolicited dik-dik pic
14.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0... As one does...
12.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Isn't it a federal regulation that at least 10 fast-food napkins must be in the glove box?
12.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kinda reminds me of the old Laugh-In opening windows bit
10.10.2025 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Drop something skeletal
07.10.2025 16:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You forgot Taylor Swift-boats
06.10.2025 12:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I blame much of it in the rise of the MBA - narrow economic focus from business school grads lacking ethics classes
06.10.2025 12:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I just saw that Rite-Aid is closing all their stores.
Now where am I going to get an athame at 9am on a Sunday?
This is why I dislike trade schools VS college - in college you might take history and philosophy classes and learn about ethics and labor relations
04.10.2025 12:08 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
