My Little Armalite: Friendship Is Magic

I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

Reposting this-- Bluesky hides NSFW posts from you by default so you'll miss my work if you don't turn it on:

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Japanese companies when people translate the entire run of Detective Conan using only an Amiga, & another, shittier Amiga.

Help me out here. If we "had a whole cold war about this", why are you suggesting people go to Russia, 3 and a half decades after the end of the cold war

You wouldn't even need to change the part about being saddled

It me birthday 🎂:D

I think "PEDOrump" has got to be one of my least favorite thing people call him. It would be nonsensical on its own, but the first two letters of his first name are literally the last 2 letters in pedo!! You don't need to make it sound like a T, you can just make it sound like do!

Looks like he's busting a move in there

They didn't tell me which tomorrow but it's one of em yeah

Remember when the IDF had a squad dress up as medical personnel to enter a hospital and execute an injured man in his hospital bed

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What if I...massaged your neck from the inside? Is this anything or does it just sound vaguely threatening

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

@lizzzard.bsky.social can you vouch for me

Honestly I almost read this as, like...a middling *critique* of the admin, which really just goes to show how much of a nothing it is lmao

Blowing up a building full of schoolgirls to own Drumpf and the rethuglicans

"Well, there's a NOAH-class NHP, I think they're produced by--"

[[[REACTOR OVERLOAD INITIATED]]]

"Well now you're just being unreasonable."

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His fuckass hat lmao

Listen the guy is a fucking demon but he is So funny

Telling polyphemus my name is Derek Jeter

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

The crushing feeling of seeing that not only did someone already make the joke you just thought of in the replies to a post, they absolutely butchered it

So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

That is literally her exact entire fucking job. That is the prime directive of her job

The problem isn't the show, it's the regurgitation of the show into these idiots' mouths like pre-chewed bugs from a mother bird

Your mistake is in assuming that 99% of these people have seen breaking bad. They've seen a bunch of youtube shorts of Walter being a sigma with slowed down versions of songs playing in the background, devoid of any context

Being terribly mean is a skill of mine I’ve hung up over the fireplace like the sword of a samurai who swore off violence. I know how to twist the knife—but at what cost? I promised my children, “I will never again dunk so hard a person deletes their account.”

Today, I pick up the blade once again.