@witty-or-not.bsky.social
Mentored by @hidingintheburg. Late bloomer. Proud to be old, decided it beat the alternative. Oh, and Resist! Don't comply in advance! But now there's more: END ICE NOW! END IT! 🇺🇸 ♥️ 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🏳️🌈
Colbert: "Epic Fury" is an anagram for "Forget Epstein."
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02.03.2026 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0War is peace.
02.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ben Rhodes on MSNOW gives a sober counter to Trump's claims about how long this goes on: "The Iranians get a vote on when this war ends." The people chanting "Death to America" for half a century aren't going to change their minds overnight.
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The only thing safe on earth right now is the Epstein Papers.
01.03.2026 04:20 — 👍 55 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 0TV ad for 50 uncirculated 2025 pennies in a roll for the low low price of $9.95 plus shipping. 50 cents, brand new, can now be yours for $10! Collectable, investment worthy ... pennies! Wadda country!
01.03.2026 07:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🧐 😟
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OH YEAH?!
YEAH!!
War is peace. George Orwell.
01.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0War is peace.
01.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pay no attention to the men behind the curtain!
28.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More violence porn
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TV screen shot with images including smoke over an Iranian city. Chyron: TRUMP ANNOUNCES U.S. AND ISRAEL STRIKE ON IRAN
JFC it's on all network and cable news channels at 2:48 am Saturday: Trump announcing US and Israel attack on Iran. This is war. Wag the f'ing dog! 🤬
28.02.2026 08:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Careful! Passenger looks like a loonie. Just sayin'.
28.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0"34,000%" isn't really a thing. I mean, OK, it can exist but no serious person would express a ratio in such a nonsensical way.
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Comic strip character Lio.
28.02.2026 04:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Has nobody watched RoboCop?
28.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PSA: Maybe just avoid flying in or out of El Paso until the kids there figure out who's doing what and why.
27.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This looks like a model railroad layout. 😯
27.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Awww
27.02.2026 00:18 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Oh dear. Oh my.
26.02.2026 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NYPD Sergeants Benevolent Association is getting trashed in the replies, but this beautifully adorned, frameable statement can be yours for the low, low price of $19.99 while supplies last. Available in v long or small sizes.
26.02.2026 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0She has ... issues.
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Well fed Lacey sitting in front of me, with her back to me, partially blocking my TV viewing.
Lacey is having a mood tonight, sitting on the "coffee table"/foot rest between the TV and the sofa where she could be beside me and snoozing as per usual.
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GIF of John Belushi in a toga smashing a guitar at a party in the movie Animal House.
Fun fact: This app immediately slapped a "sexual content" warning on my cheeky if lame gif reply last night. When I appealed by describing it's John Belushi(!) in a toga(!) in the classic movie Animal House(!) the warning quickly disappeared. Are kids or AI minding the store here now?
26.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Peoples Temple Jim Jones was a great communicator.
26.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I communicated briefly with God while on acid in college. They were not impressed.
26.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The alt text for the win. This dog rocks. Or v.v.
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