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The Tortured Florist Department πŸ‰πŸŽπŸŒΊβ›“οΈβ°

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Downtown Pdx florist. Going Floral Blog Hubby/Dad Science/Skepticism Blazers/Raiders/Aces. No. 1 reply guy posting too much shit. Black Lives Matter (he/him)

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Blatant trip against Jokic too in the last game.

10.03.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or only against the nuggets maybe. I’ll allow it. *shrug*

10.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lu Dort is just a dirty player now?

10.03.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. And to anyone who knows what’s he was living it’s very much a realistic scenario. Someone would have had to de-ice his road. Unbroken ice on a hill like that is simply impassible.

10.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Putting a surcharge on all orders that come in from red states.

09.03.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One fifty three ayy emm. Reading Conor’s work is the least we can do to reward his sacrifice to bring us great Blazer stories. πŸ‘

09.03.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WILL SOMEONE LET ME BORROW THEIR SEASON TICKET HOLDER JACKET FOR A WEEK

i’m flying to the east coast for the games in philly and brooklyn and would love to truly represent the greater blazers home fan community but unfortunately was not eligible to get one of those jackets myself

09.03.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just gonna say you could borrow mine but I think it’s a 2x. They do run a little bit small in my experience but that’s still probably too big.

09.03.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Celebrating the return of Deni and big Scoot game with a victory stick.

09.03.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks great! The cake too.

08.03.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Salute.

08.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Snazzy.

08.03.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes those are sweet!

07.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Manna from heaven.

07.03.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

We’ve had some Daphne on and off. You’re right it’s a good one.

07.03.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s just not fair.

07.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This game is too tight, the rabbit is nervous-eating.

07.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This lineup has a high menace quotient.

07.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still waiting for the good news.

07.03.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It missed by like three feet. Lmao I don’t think I’ve ever seen one miss that short.

07.03.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot Wheels catches the pass wide open in the corner. Pump fakes, is like.. syke no way I’m shooting that. πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Before our very eyes. Toumani will do that to you.

07.03.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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❓❓❓❓❓

07.03.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ckingan’s roll game is coming along so nicely compared to what it was previously.

07.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone needs to talk with whoever’s in charge about Toumani getting tossed around in this half. But all things considered we’re not looking too bad for halftime.

07.03.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scooty McBooty?

07.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Istg these refs had better correct matters with regard to being shitty at their job in the second half.

07.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes it’s looking like a real funk.

07.03.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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