The Tortured Florist Department 🍉🍎🌺⛓️⏰

Also bringing. I’ve never tried brining flowers.

It’s day four of our flowers traveling along with us from stop to stop. Brining a small arrangement with us on roadtrips is something we like to do, dating back to our first pandemic road trip four years ago to visit family in Las Vegas (via Death Valley 🤣)

I’ll jump into this tomorrow. But right off the bat I think the Malcom Brogdon episode had a pretty substantial deep dive. Something about point guards makes them interesting to get to know.

Welcome to Gresham lol. Jk. Hope everything is okay. 💕

Please oh please tell me this is real and not a hilarious but cooked up AI joke.

Too bad for them!! Been roadtripping across Washington this weekend and the sports bars are POPPING off. I love it so much and haven’t even watched baseball in like 20+ years.

Having a bunk bed was a formative and defining part of my childhood. And I’m not even a twin. Really stoked for you all.

Previous post was a bit of a cliffhanger but congrats!!!!

Man With Large Ass Succeeds

What a shot

Ouch. I got distracted and forgot to finish yesterday. Went to the archive and had it in three. Would have been my 51st day. 😢

Look inside Tacoma’s ICE detention center, where you could be kept for days or years Conditions inside Tacoma's Northwest ICE Processing Center have been a mystery for many. In new interviews, people formerly held there reveal what life is like.

www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Exceptional reporting by the Seattle Times. The monsters committing these atrocities will rot in hell. From the reporting:

Yea it was definitely a heated moment. I’m sure if he could re-do it he would dial it down.

I yelled in my head, in @travisdemers.bsky.social voice “It’s an Emerald City Winner!!!”

Well it turns out I picked a good time to watch a game of the ol stickball for the first time in about 20 years.

P’lnty .. ok cool.

Well that’s adorable and makes sense because he was trick or treating just a couple years ago.

Nate Tibbetts just got ejected from game 4 of the WNBA finals. The Mercury trail the Aces 3 games to 0, and trail by 16 in the third quarter of the elimination game. He was frustrated by one sided calls and got way up in the referees face.

Rock bottom was the goat.

Who needs flowers before we embark on our three-day 11th anniversary weekend? 30% off cut flowers. HMU directly before 2:00 and I’ll deliver them to you. Beautiful fall selection. All the usual plus these amazing dahlias and orchids.

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Portland Trail Blazers’ ‘safety net’ center looks leaner, meaner and stronger While the NBA world grew enamored with Yang Hansen, Donovan Clingan quietly spent the summer redefining his physique, working on his weaknesses and cementing his status as the Blazers’ starting center...

While the NBA world grew enamored with a certain affable rookie center from China, Donovan Clingan quietly spent the summer redefining his physique and cementing his status as the Trail Blazers' starting center:

www.oregonlive.com/blazers/2025...

The frog is even there, and its name is Frank.

If Portland is Burning, please explain there being a new Trader Joe’s??? (Yes, we don’t all live in the city, Gresham counts as Portland).

Best wishes! I had a shot for my knee and it worked out great. Hoping it goes well for you.

Office today:

I think chances are good for cool and showery conditions at least through the first half of the work week. 🤞