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@paintnpdx.bsky.social

Downtown Pdx florist. Going Floral Blog Hubby/Dad Science/Skepticism Blazers/Raiders/Aces. No. 1 reply guy posting too much shit. Black Lives Matter (he/him)

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Out cutting a fresh tree for a client this morning. Thank goodness for hot cocoa. The Washougal River is in minor flood stage and I’m a bit cold and wet myself.

09.12.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.12.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tragedy has befallen our neighbors Bluey inflatable diorama.

09.12.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Watch out for ponding, excessive road spray, and of course downed trees, power lines and mudslides particularly near small creeks and in hilly areas.

09.12.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The daily record today is 1.42”, 2010. That record has already fallen or its breaking is immanent. Rain will persist though Wednesday though it will be less intense than yesterday and last night.

09.12.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday Portland recorded 1.42” narrowly avoiding breaking the daily record (1.66”, 2015). Heavy rain around midnight would have pushed over the record amount if it just came in a few minutes earlier.

09.12.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Repost with a positive thing about the Blazers this season:

The real treasures are the Blazers we made along the way.

09.12.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Someone on here, I think @20000thorns.bsky.social has shared detailed instructions on how to disable (I think) copilot and Gemini. Not sure if it’s warranty-safe or not. But just in case it gets to that.

08.12.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just given the β€œsenior discount” without them asking. I’m telling myself it was just something that employee does to be nice and hook you up. Yea, that’s my story.

08.12.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol I did the same I left in the first quarter though. Bunny was not pleased with the outcome of the game.

08.12.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing I prefer to judge a generation on is their pop culture.

08.12.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely choice! Thanks for stopping by. Sorry I missed you! I was out delivering Christmas trees. πŸ₯° πŸŽ„πŸŽ…

08.12.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you saw me watching a Blazer game today, no you didn’t.

I mean, yes technically you did. But with this many guys injured it doesn’t really count.

07.12.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hip Chicks Do Wine, 4510 SE 23rd right on the edge of Brooklyn-Reed neighborhoods.

07.12.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow I gotta watch this one later. Thanks for sharing it.

07.12.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I applaud the bravery it took to post this.

06.12.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So far I’ve used small local shops for 100% of my Christmas shopping this year. The closest thing to a big box I’ve used is Bookshop Dot Org.

06.12.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the markets are happening today. So Laura is manning the post and I’m bouncing around the area doing Christmas shopping. I made purchases at three vendors here and eight others so far today. My Venmo and tap-to-pay are in full on meltdown.

06.12.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I do the tv sound on CarPlay. Set the phone inside a cubby in the dash.

06.12.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.12.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.12.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I only like them with one particular accompaniment. But it sounds so gross I will not be sharing that info. πŸ˜‚

06.12.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that’s nice and festive I need to grab it.

06.12.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t say I’ve ever felt like my cider was glitter deficient. But that’s quite interesting. It’s on the beer-wine-cider aisle?

06.12.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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All set up for Holiday Market at Hip Chicks Do Wine. We’re there Saturday and Sunday. Lots of great artisans, crafters, makers. Cone finish your Christmas shopping and enjoy some great wine.

06.12.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I can hear that a little.

06.12.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Travis sounds really good on tv with Lamar.

06.12.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was behind live action πŸ˜†

06.12.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.12.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m starting to see that. They’re calling all kinds of crazy stuff.

06.12.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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