Bryan Cobbs

Maybe after a few months? That’s when I started having dreams about my late sister where we would just chat like nothing happened

(Were the Stones and Carpenter playing together or separately?)

Movie poster for 1929’s Glorifying the American Girl

Amazon has this rated 18+ for smoking and I’m gonna have to watch it for some answers

If you like screaming, I have a void to show you

Too many shower products are designed to torpedo your feet

The 4AM nightmares run like clockwork
Jazz variations on the moment that destroyed my childhood

I got a night guard because I grind my teeth in my sleep. Well, it successfully guarded me from a good night’s rest 😬

To the tune of “Elenore” by the Turtles…

Loved it growing up

Dreamt I was riding in a car with somebody as they plowed through people in a parade. Then we accidentally unleashed an ancient evil that made us swap bodies, so I was going to take the fall 😅

Will not be missed

Never mind, Mom’s wearing a Charlie Kirk shirt now. Time to leave and not come back for another year

I don’t know how I’d even handle that. It’s the Sirius station for the Beatles

My parents are also watching news that isn’t Fox. I feel like I’ve stepped into a bizarro universe

My mom is playing something besides Christian music in the car for the first time in twenty years. I am actively fighting back tears

Got to chitchat with David Byrne, then caught a drag show. Just another Monday

“Oh shit, there’s a new Deathstalker!” Sometimes the things that come out of my mouth surprise me

If you thought apples kept doctors away, wait til you hear about the American healthcare system!

A Frank Zappa shirt on the torso where I keep my heart

I got accosted by an unhinged person who liked my Led Zeppelin shirt. Told him to “rock on, dude” 🤘🏻

Fall sale? Man, that’s the kinda thing you can get for free

My condolences. Thinking about you, dude.

The end of Knightriders

An atypically strong run

If the shutdown stretches on, Thanksgiving travelers may get to reenact PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES

this is how I found out Cheney died

You and me both. No B-names are safe!

Celery stalks? Better get a restraining order

Photograph of someone we are not sure we remember

Contains Sheep, checks out

The Paul Lynde Halloween Special deserves a Saturday Night-style movie

Back in my video store days, a coworker said I looked like that guy