Bryan Cobbs

My late cat has started visiting me in dreams for pets and cuddles. It’s good to see you again, Suzy

The kids are alright. 📀

These posts are consistently the best things on my feed

A child in a stroller asked me, “why do you talk like that?”
“This is the voice I’ve got to work with.”

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Redeem your late father’s lotto ticket for $7 cash

If I could go a month without having to eulogize loved ones, that’d be great

A spiral is a circle that never closes

I’m at the “sent my dead dad a message on LinkedIn” stage of grief

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We just launched our crowdfunding campaign for a time travel script I wrote. Contributions and shares are greatly appreciated! gofund.me/4c644485c

Don’t drop acid, it’s too expensive for that kind of clumsiness

My workplace will be closed tomorrow out of solidarity with the general strike ✊

Heroin dealers must be jazzed for the Year of the Horse

Nah, man – I’m into uneasy listening

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Primal is back for a third season and it still rules hard

Since he can’t have Bluesky, he’s settling for Greenland

I’m such a bastard, nobody expects me at my father’s funeral

Dealing with my dad’s death double feature

Happy New Year! What’s your cat’s name?

Thanks for fighting the evil Empire 🫡

“Eric Burdon & the Animals” is a bad band name because “Beasts of Burdon” was right there

If you’re wondering about the state of retail in 2025, a creep just grabbed the back of my neck and accused me of cockblocking him 😬

HEY!

@doc-hammer.bsky.social & @jacksonpublick.bsky.social have been toiling away in the AstroBase workshop to craft some festive joy for you this holiday season, AND YOU WILL HEAR IT SOON.

While you wait, listen to ALL of the VENTURE BROS. holiday songs (& more!) at bit.ly/venturebrosholiday

After another unsettling dream, I woke up to cat piss on the bed. Guess I’ll finish sleeping on the couch? Nope, more pee there. (I’m also hungover and achy.) Happy Tuesday! 🥳

Nothing like busing ten hours for an old man who doesn’t even want to see you

A Christian jam band called Jesus Phish

Woke up to a disturbing nightmare ahead of my alarm. Got a paper cut while changing the litter before a long 3:30AM bus trip. Shaping up to be a rough day

Maybe after a few months? That’s when I started having dreams about my late sister where we would just chat like nothing happened

(Were the Stones and Carpenter playing together or separately?)

Movie poster for 1929’s Glorifying the American Girl

Amazon has this rated 18+ for smoking and I’m gonna have to watch it for some answers

If you like screaming, I have a void to show you

Too many shower products are designed to torpedo your feet