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Humor for the curious and kind. Religion for heretics. Fun for all, so long as you're nice about it. Founded in Canada, so we mean it about being nice.

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Starbucks barista: order for cathy lou Cthulu: (visibly incensed) I guess that's me

Starbucks barista: order for cathy lou Cthulu: (visibly incensed) I guess that's me

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My dog Jack is a purebred rescue mutt, and not a day goes by that I do't get asked what kind of dog he is. The only problem is Ihave no idea, so sometimes I'll just make somethingup. So this month alone, Jack has been: a Rhodesaian Hatchback, a Folding Retriever, a Hyrulian Shepherd, A Mini Collabradoodle, a Stocky spaniel, a slack-nosed warbler

My dog Jack is a purebred rescue mutt, and not a day goes by that I do't get asked what kind of dog he is. The only problem is Ihave no idea, so sometimes I'll just make somethingup. So this month alone, Jack has been: a Rhodesaian Hatchback, a Folding Retriever, a Hyrulian Shepherd, A Mini Collabradoodle, a Stocky spaniel, a slack-nosed warbler

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I received a wedding invitation. At the bottom was printed: "Your presence is a gift. We don't want any gifts at the wedding." I was confused, so I read it again and again. Finally I came to the conclusion that I am not invited.

I received a wedding invitation. At the bottom was printed: "Your presence is a gift. We don't want any gifts at the wedding." I was confused, so I read it again and again. Finally I came to the conclusion that I am not invited.

07.04.2025 03:42 — 👍 29    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
car window sticker reading: No baby on board, so please feel free to run into me.

car window sticker reading: No baby on board, so please feel free to run into me.

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Reasons to bring back cloaks: great for majestically striding through hallways, comfortable and warm, can use all the folds to hide the 12 books you got after you said you'd only get one, all the wizards are wearing them, it has pockets.

Reasons to bring back cloaks: great for majestically striding through hallways, comfortable and warm, can use all the folds to hide the 12 books you got after you said you'd only get one, all the wizards are wearing them, it has pockets.

05.04.2025 04:08 — 👍 33    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese. Sorry, we only take cash.

I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese. Sorry, we only take cash.

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Drinking a large amount of water every day helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Drinking a large amount of water every day helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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Good evening. Do you have reservations? Yes. But I've decided to throw caution to the wind and eat here anyway.

Good evening. Do you have reservations? Yes. But I've decided to throw caution to the wind and eat here anyway.

31.03.2025 05:39 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Ugh. I feel consumed by self-doubt. Or do I?

Ugh. I feel consumed by self-doubt. Or do I?

31.03.2025 05:38 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
picture of antiques store with sign shit you don't need

picture of antiques store with sign shit you don't need

31.03.2025 05:37 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
My father worked 12 hours a day to put food on the table. Great man, but he sure was a slow cook.

My father worked 12 hours a day to put food on the table. Great man, but he sure was a slow cook.

31.03.2025 05:36 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Spider: Why are you terrified by me? Me: Well, the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact that you can talk.

Spider: Why are you terrified by me? Me: Well, the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact that you can talk.

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You don't know fear until you have tried on something too small and thought you were stuck in it forever.

You don't know fear until you have tried on something too small and thought you were stuck in it forever.

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