Bandit Heeler's burner

Shout out to @jamesstout.bsky.social who was my immediate reply to a coworker argueing that journalists weren't covering the conditions of detained migrants under Biden. Coworker won't bother to look you up, sir, but thank you for your excellent and tireless efforts.

Would've loved a tush push there.

Lol, just last week a Trumper was telling me how Dementia Don is going to legalize weed.

Okay, after learning this, as a Packers fan, I feel better about having drafted the less talented St. Brown brother.

Where my Satanic priests at?

The "edge of imagination" huh? That sounds like the realm of uncreative thinkers to me.

Any port in a storm I guess, cause threads is trash.

Easy install, long lifespan, relatively cheap to manufacture/source, potentially Union labor from production to install ( I don't know SMART marketshare in Philly). Yeah, this looks like stacked shipping containers, but architectural sheetmetal can be dope. See MoPoP or the Las Vegas Sphere.

My 7 y/o claims the Jets. My wife and I are Broncos/Packers fans. No clue how the Jets snuck in to the decision making process.

Anyone else catching themselves holding their breath when Jordan Love calls Christian "Man of Glass" Watson's number?

#GoPackGo

From what I've seen most of those 2s seem to finish with his arm up to his elbow through the basket. If dunks is a stat they keep dude is going for the record.

Fascist birds of a feather etc, etc.

👏You👏do👏not👏have👏to👏talk👏to👏the👏cops!👏

Trump: You'll never get me out!

American People: Okay.

*beeping and rumbling sounds as a cement mixer backs up*

Given Chicago's history in regards to QB development, the correct answer is, it doesn't matter.

Wemby had NINE blocks tonight.

He was one block shy of a triple-double.

It's already been named though. It's the Epstein Ballroom.

Removal of the Korean War Memorial cause it's too creepy on foggy days.

YouTube video by Reagan Library President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

Looks like we're going to find out on Monday if "ICE is setting up for a raid in my neighborhood" is an excusable reason for me to leave work. 100% don't care if it isn't.

Genocide is bad.

Shit man, my local dump won't take pre-2005 drywall without an asbestos test.

Yup, my Grandad didn't tell many stories, and his records went up in smoke. Sucks cause we know he saw some shit.

Kash Patel is not, at this very moment, hot-footing it to Camp Pendleton with a fresh pack of Bic ballpoints to check the spent shells for Antifa messages.

Oh wow

The news that the owner of the South Shore raid building knew in advance of the raid, proactively identified non-paying units to federal authorities, and permitted/endorsed the raid fits squarely in the category of information that is essentially expected, but still horrifying.

Everybody makes fun of Gen Z, but I've consumed way too much YouTube content with Gen X and Millennial men cooking with the same skill level. The difference being the unearned confidence of a below-average white man.

Reading this list of No Kings locations like, "Yeah, uh-huh, okay, sure-sure, of course, wait... Healy? Gustavus? Oh shit, Alaska turned out!"

*Yeah, I know, NPS and adjacent workers. If you've been to those towns though you know how they are. Props are due and I'm giving them.

40+K protested peacefully in PDX today. ICE responding with violence tonight feels inevitable. Them kids that do what they've been doing responding to ICE's violence with anti-fascist jams, also inevitable. One side of this confrontation is scared. The other knows which side of history they're on.

go.bsky.app/QjUMHvr