GorillazNtheMyst

Went from Like to LOVE on Sabrina this year with Man's Best Friend and her VMAs performance. An actually well-conceived pop album with catchy, interesting music ideas, fun & relatable lyrics, and an unrelenting pursuit of emotionally unavailable himbos. She's just like me fr fr.

Still here or something

When I tell you I am SO EXCITED to enjoy my hot coffee tomorrow morning with this hot bitch.
Thank you so much @deadbydussy.com diva, this is seriously the sweetest little thing that’s happened to me in like two months. 

Conducting an experiment tonight to see if falafel can cure depression watch this space

You’re going to love Virginia, because I love Virginia, and we are at least 92% the same person

Really hope I never get married only to find out I still just want to hunt for dick on Grindr 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Oh!

You’ve never looked more glamorous!

plssss 😭

Good aftergoon, how're you?

Marina is arguably the WORST video game significant other of all time.
The redeeming aspect of WA2's plot, imo, is the fact that this plot paved the way for FF XV's dumb plot - intangible evil threat requires sacrificial vessel to be manifested and defeated and it's overall kind of shitty for all

My perspective on Sabrina is ENTIRELY changed for the positive after finally listening to the new album and seeing this performance.

LMAO IT WASN'T *THAT* BAD

You both look great! <3

I’m looking for silver linings, here!

Aw that's very kind, thank you!

Thank you! It's been a doozy

So, fun fact, I fell and hit my head in the shower Monday night and have been slowly recovering with a really fucked up right arm (hit my left motor cortex). Also been ghosted by my guy for two weeks. But I’m doing GREAT! We are breathing and we have great hair, get fucked, bro.

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy

Ideal weekend plans

"I visited your altar of hotdogs and there was NO MUSTARD available. Wtf?? 3-stars, might go again."

OMG I love this so much. This is so valid, so appreciated, so genuine

Cause you have taste, bitch

You would love Kanoe
From X (1999)

No wonder!

Post a diva who gets the job done

The face you make when it's Friday

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She went from The Life of a Show Girl to "Your English Teacher and Gym Teacher are engaged!" ?! Pick a lane.