Alex Burns

We don’t go to Target much at all anymore, but their boardgame selection has been pretty good over the past few years and one of the only reasons to go in. I’m guessing that won’t be the case anymore.

Screenshot of my search results for "nog dance" in which google asks if I mean "nrg dance" whatever the hell that is

No I did not, fuck you google

Young men are constantly bombarded with gambling apps and women with weight loss pills. I’m sure this will all end well.

I have about 4 months to get in shape for a standing room-only concert.

What the fuck is a “warfighter”?

A rad as heck promenade on a space station with a cool elevated railway and shops

The concept art for DS9 had it with more mass transit that nearly every major city in the US.

I was a City of Heroes player back in the day and it was resurrected by fans a few years back, plays just like it did live. I don’t know if that’s ever happened with any others though.

It's frustration seeing stories about how the city civilian advisory boards are having trouble filling vacancies and meeting quorum when I have submitted applications to boards and never heard anything back. Someone check the email!

Every member of this administration is just a Goldmember variant.

Chuck Austen, oh god, I'd forgotten about him. I believe he marked the first writer who drove me off both X-Men and Avengers for several years.

IIRC this was the "Ant-Man ascending Wasp's boobs like Everest" era of the Avengers.

The Chris Fleming special that just went up on HBO is fantastic.

Why would he change it? Nobody is doing anything to stop them.

Hell of a morning to finish doing my taxes.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

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Ah, when Tarima calls her a port in a storm

I was too late, but I have a good one for you next time.

my uncle runs a place in Anchorage that serves fish and chips, and he named the half portion the "Texas size" which is just an incredible troll

Picture of a smiling hockey player with the headline “Jake Oettinger misses Team USA White House Visit”

Extremely Peter from Office Space voice: I wouldn’t say he “missed” it, Bob

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Why are you laughing, this is the biggest gay car I could afford!

Treat it like jury duty. "Goddammit, I need to take off work a week to decide how to define porn."

I'm being optimistic here

Xindi mercy-killing

Waiting for Starfleet Academy to acknowledge that Florida no longer exists.

Slight correction, the last item is not random so much as determined by which state will let Sheridan get away with a bunch of labor violations.

Had the pleasure of doing this for my daughter at 13 a couple years ago, who normally cannot make it through most movies.

Agreed. I've been compelled at work to try using chatbots to assist with editing and they've been strictly worse in almost every regard to tools like PerfectIt or basic spellchecks.

Yeah, there's no reason for him to do anything he doesn't want to. Nobody is stopping him and nobody ever has. Democrat failures for literal decades have led to this.

Every single day he (or his goons) does something illegal and. Nothing.

I spotted the Sword of Kahless on a screen in this week's Starfleet Academy and my head canon is that Dax "found" it to swindle her way into a job as the unsolved mysteries professor.