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lmao MA is for Massachusetts. That Texas education is clearly garbage.

19.10.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This whole thing is the most poorly reported story since the run-up to the Iraq war.

Is anyone even trying to verify anything that clearly dishonest government officials are stating?

14.09.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yum. Just in time for a 4th of July BBQ

03.07.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This fucker hasn't had a real job in decades and he has better healthcare than me

03.07.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That about sums it up. #NBAplayoffs #NBAsky #Celtics

06.05.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When the Magic shoot 3s, it looks like they've never seen a basketball before.

30.04.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a fuckin' dork

02.04.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder that through this latest scandal, Pete Hegseth is summoning all his willpower to not drink.

27.03.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mayor Michelle Wu's Opening Statement to the United States House Committee on Oversight
YouTube video by City of Boston Mayor Michelle Wu's Opening Statement to the United States House Committee on Oversight

Mayor Wu with an educated Boston style "fuck you" to this committee. Dropping the fact that the Celtics are the NBA champs is 🀌. Proud to be from here.

Just needed to slam an Dunkin iced coffee at the end of this to seal the deal.

06.03.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fly, eagles, fly

03.03.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nice.

28.02.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We live in an era where you can read a live feed of a 600 bil dollar man trip out on a power fantasy.

That fantasy? Getting rid of people's ability to easily pay taxes online for free.

What a sad fuckin fantasy, man. I'm worth a lot less I can think of way cooler to do when I'm drunk on power.

04.02.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But... her emails...

*gasps*

*dies*

02.02.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every confidential document Elon Musk steals a conservative says "but *cough* her emails" with their last dying breath

02.02.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 30.01.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can finally play Heads Up! again

22.01.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kyle MacLachlan on Losing David Lynch, Their 40-Year Creative Partnership, and the Work They Never Got To Do β€œWe were talking about ideas,” the Twin Peaks and Blue Velvet star says. β€œIt was like, β€˜What’s next?’ And then, suddenlyβ€”poofβ€”he’s gone.”

"I think part of the way we keep them alive my parents, certainly, and David as well is when we talk with people who are also within the orbit. And then we talk about it, and we remember, and we smile and we laugh, and we have that warm feeling, Which I think helps. But it’s never the same."

22.01.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Given his history, and the stress that comes with the position even if he gets the post he won't last long.

22.01.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
How To Carve A Simple, Fast And Easy Owl With Just A Knife and Block of Wood-Full Tutorial
YouTube video by LINKER How To Carve A Simple, Fast And Easy Owl With Just A Knife and Block of Wood-Full Tutorial

A few years ago I went deeper into whittling and made a spoon. That led me to this dude www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXY3... who had a lot of pretty helpful videos.

22.01.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Celebrating the Timeless Allure of Tintin's Aesthetics The Adventures of Tintin officially entered the public domain in 2025. We now all own the alluring aesthetics of this timeless classic.

collegetowns.substack.com/p/celebratin...

21.01.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Daryl Turns Out To Be A Racist - Peep Show
YouTube video by Peep Show Daryl Turns Out To Be A Racist - Peep Show

Mark finding out Elon kinda sucks

21.01.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Grampa Simpson: MY ELON IS NOT A NAZI HE MAY BE A LIAR, AN IDIOT, A PEDOPHILE, A NAZI BUT HE IS NOT Á PORN STAR!

Grampa Simpson: MY ELON IS NOT A NAZI HE MAY BE A LIAR, AN IDIOT, A PEDOPHILE, A NAZI BUT HE IS NOT Á PORN STAR!

20.01.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2917    πŸ” 390    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 6
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Timber Tales Cards Hand illustrated playing cards for fantasy map-making, world-building, and TTRPGs.

I got the Shopify site for my Fantasy Map Playing Cards up and running. Even though I used to make custom themes, the free ones are actually decent. timbertalescards.com

26.11.2024 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Found the next Transportation Secretary

21.11.2024 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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