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@brigittebardont.bsky.social

I am that very witch

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Was reminded I was fined $$$ for carving “save your tears for the wheat” into furniture at school. 😩

30.08.2025 03:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A digital illustration of a blond man with an out of date haircut and a mustache wearing a gray sweatshirt with blue and red stripes at the shoulder. He's talking into the handset of a Garfield-shaped telephone, the body of which sits on a small table next to him. The overall effect of the rendering is cruddy and grimy and weird. Cruddy red lettering that maybe looks like it was done with a paint roller to the right of the frame reads 'Maybe it will happen today'. (If you'd like to attempt to make some bit of sense of this one try searching for 'I have to reform the ninja empire' and follow the rabbit down the hole.)

A digital illustration of a blond man with an out of date haircut and a mustache wearing a gray sweatshirt with blue and red stripes at the shoulder. He's talking into the handset of a Garfield-shaped telephone, the body of which sits on a small table next to him. The overall effect of the rendering is cruddy and grimy and weird. Cruddy red lettering that maybe looks like it was done with a paint roller to the right of the frame reads 'Maybe it will happen today'. (If you'd like to attempt to make some bit of sense of this one try searching for 'I have to reform the ninja empire' and follow the rabbit down the hole.)

15.08.2025 13:25 — 👍 289    🔁 55    💬 1    📌 2
A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers

A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

15.08.2025 23:37 — 👍 22342    🔁 7892    💬 91    📌 78

Don’t worry brother; I have vanquished her with the power of MY SPREADSHEETS

21.01.2025 22:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Sitting in meetings all day next to someone who I know wants me dead what a time to be alive

21.01.2025 19:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m simultaneously told to believe this man’s a genius yet doesn’t understand what a Nazi salute is

21.01.2025 19:16 — 👍 562    🔁 73    💬 6    📌 3

Patiently waiting for all my third party voters to run for school board or city council or alderman or

21.01.2025 18:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you for the welcome, king

18.11.2024 02:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell no

18.11.2024 02:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a small orange cat (not mine) sitting in front of a mat with red chili peppers heaped on it screaming his little kitty head off

a small orange cat (not mine) sitting in front of a mat with red chili peppers heaped on it screaming his little kitty head off

me and my petty grievances

14.11.2024 02:25 — 👍 386    🔁 55    💬 3    📌 1
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Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends

04.07.2023 14:28 — 👍 5790    🔁 1377    💬 66    📌 124

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