AnaCristina Bicycle Bisexual

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This is literally what my coworkers are like. Real conversation with one of them:

Me: I’ve had Covid four times
Douche: oh my god that’s terrible! I only had it the one time
Me: when did you stop testing for it
Douche: well, probably when the vaccines came out
Me: and have you gotten the a “cold”
🤷

Close up shot of us president Fanta Fuhrer flipping the bird at a Ford factory worker because he called him a pedophile

Remember when MAGA and RHINO’s agreed that the worst thing a president could do was wear a tan suit and they wouldn’t shutup about it for two years?

Naw, me neither

It’s hard to remake a community with enough support to be sustainable. Remember that they thrive because of donors, who probably found them on Twitter primarily before now.

Let’s bring all the good support orgs to these bluer skies, where the good work can finally be done!

Bring the community with you! Nobody with a vagina should be on that app anyway

Screenshot of a podcast airing on January 11 from Today Explained called “Why is everyone sick right now” with a picture of a woman from the forehead to her sleeves blowing her nose into a tissue

I’m so disappointed in @vox for this terrible update on their explained podcast about the ongoing influenza mutation ripping through us right now. Epidemiologists plugging sleep and diet, while not acknowledging mask wearing lowers transmission? What useless guy approves this stuff?

Thank you darling. It’s been difficult to watch people bend over backwards to defend these murderers.

a cartoon of a boy wearing a red hat that says " tanis getting ready to battle " Alt: Ash Ketchum from Pokémon wearing a red hat that says " tanis getting ready to battle "

Poke ball go!

Wow really? I played several versions of lunar legend, but none of my friends remember it.

Didn’t think anybody cared enough to make a forgery

Three days 🤭🤭

Oh they’re here! Plenty ran to blue sky from tumblr after the purge. But their biggest foothold will always be Facebook

The ring and nails are fantastic, and the AI that made it probably ripped that from art that was really good.

But the lettering is so bad it’s unreadable, and the buttons have the laziest slogans on them. Ick!

That first rattle of sound just takes me right back ☺️☺️

Crisp like the morning air today

The fountain and gazebo across the Cambridge Canal, where the leaves are turning fall colors

Urge to collect autumn leaves… rising… 😜

A barely legible red and black designed poster of a fishnet hand with long nails poking an adolescent boy with the caption “THEY RECTUIT BECAUSE THEY CANT REPRODUCE” with some Christian nationalist sloganed buttons pinned to the lower right corner

I feel like people who think these people are a good design team spent their childhood licking lead and arsenic off the walls

A gazebo overlooking the canal surrounded by half green, half red trees, in a particularly scenic overlook of the Cambridge canal in Massachusetts, United States

Autumn is toasting up nicely. Should all be on fire by the time I finish my “the board of education” costume (my beau is going as Brown Vs)

Tomorrow is going to be big, loud, boisterous, and joyful. There will be more people, in more places, bringing more signs and songs and joyful defiance than anything we’ve ever done before. We need you with us: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #NoKings

We’ll have to check that out. Thank you!

I think if I tried my giant behind would leak out the sides!

And he’s great! He’s packing us a lunch as we speak

Bumper cars shaped in various colored animals on an indoor track with pictures of trains and whimsical art on the walls. Located at Funspot Arcade Museum in Laconia, New Hampshire

Ever been to Funspot in Laconia, New Hampshire?

Arcade museum with every crazy game you’ve ever wanted to play in one place, with BEER.

I’m so excited to bring my new beau to this magical place

Now that I’ve consumed four glorious hours of your heavenly voice talking about some of the worst people in conservative pseudoscience, I would hear another four hours on out of touch social media heads 🙃

a picture of a sunset with acbka written in the bottom right corner Alt: a picture of a sunset over mountains with a flower meadow in the foreground,with acbka written in the bottom left corner

Im kinda there. Glad I found you! Even if we’re both just place holders in this world

I found you! Yaaaay!

a man is smoking a cigarette in front of a blue sky with la guarimba film festival written on it Alt: A man is sucking on a lollipop when a woman comes up behind him, takes the lollipop and puts it in her mouth

At least this time, I have a boyfriend who cares more about taking care of me than preventing his own infection.

Which is still spiking my anxiety like crazy, but he’s not worried, so I guess I shouldn’t be.

He’s kinda the best

Thank you friend. I got to figure out how to proceed without any sick time or support. This sucks

I tested positive for Covid for the fourth time. Despair doesn’t even begin to cover it.

a man in a blue vest says " want to start a union " in front of a group of people Alt: America Ferara from superstore in a blue vest says "want to start a union" in front of a group of people

Every time I’m forced to wait a half hour outside of work until they open the doors for me, I feel a little more radicalized.

How bout you punish the rain that made us all late in the first place? It’s about as effective.

Workers put up with so much bs I swear

I fell for their deception too, back in 2020

It wasn’t until someone dmed me a screenshot of benjanun and talia sicking their fans on me that all the harassment began to make sense

Here here! I would love to see inclusionists taking over this app like we did with tumblr. Makes the sting of Facebook and TikTok seem less (and to hell with them)

They’re so beautiful! 🙌🏼🙌🏼