alexis simpson

start doing all the tedious, boring “taking better care of yourself” stuff asap. you never know when that rug is gonna get pulled out from under you but it’s going to happen to all of us, sooner or later, however strong/healthy/on top of shit you are now.

all i want is to make art but instead there’s (gestures vaguely) all this other bullshit

if the team works really hard and clears us all out, they can become a shitty shadow of threads in no time

DOES ANYONE KNOW IF WE HAVE BLUESKY TOMORROW

what the FUCK

free @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social

Okay. Well, if Trump is going to attempt legal end-arounds like federalizing the NG of GOP states to send them to Dem states over the objections of governors and courts, I think the Democrats should just keep the federal government shut down indefinitely.

some things my 4yo is having to say goodnight to before going to bed:
- mirror
- earwax
- Baby 4

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if i'm reading this correctly...

SUCK IT DOJ SUCK IT TRUMP SUCK IT MILLER SUCK MY WHOLE ASS YOU WEIRD NAZI BITCH

Immergut: I'm handling this on expedited basis, but defendants haven't provided new info.

SHE RULES FROM THE BENCH: I grant the plaintiffs motion for a second TRO based on reasons stated in previous order...

Do Bees Poop? | How Do Bees Poop? The Facts Honeybees have a digestive system that allows them to poop. They can even have diarrhoea through dysentery or viruses. Honeybee faeces are typically yellow.

I...I just needed to share this:

beeswiki.com/do-bees-poop/

What consistently boggles my mind about these intra-state Guard deployments is that the numbers never match the claim of urgency. "Portland is burning down" so you are sending... two, maybe three companies?

just remember: there's no "I" in beenus

what is the best site to post art. bsky is pretty good for it currently but what are the other places

oo this is actually a really good point

absolutely

oh damn, that's an interesting use, never knew it could be used for that! got some stuff to google later

it's been great! change can be hard, but sometimes it's cool. i mean, what's a bigger change than going from being a sad fucked up drunk to someone who never drinks?

For Your Consideration

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inappropriate post in my feed

trying to figure out a math joke in response to this very nice compliment

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one of you replied and deleted "beenus babies" and oh my god why did you delete it was gold, it was pure gold

HELL yeah

HELL YEAH WE CAME TO EARTH IN A ROCKET POWERED BIRTH CANAL

bee anus should be called beenus

also it's fine if you post about drinking or doing drugs, drinking and doing drugs is fine for many people; absolutely does not work out well for me though lmaooo