alexis simpson

i am extremely proud to announce my latest work

i flew out to Brooklyn on Sunday, filmed this performance that evening, flew back the next morning, and just completed my coverage two days later

i'd be honored if you read my latest journalism work

junoryleejournalism.com/2026/03/03/e...

i'm just happy to see you on the TL ♥️

dealer's choice

@amutepiggy.bsky.social mentioned a laundry chute and it just triggered one of my favorite dad stories. when my brother was like 6 months old my dad repurposed the cage in our basement that he built for my pet iguana as a snake cage for a rat snake he found in the yard.

die with dignity? no thank you! it's pants around the ankles, legs sticking out of a laundry chute for me!

Ok, this isn't the cutest video I took today, but it's still very heartwarming, and should make up for the fact that grades are a thing. 🪶 🐣

honestly this has gotta be one of the greatest sagas on this website

i love sports witchcraft

streak's gotta end sometime. the good news, for you, is that me posting "the boys are eating shit" is no longer a good luck charm. the bad news, i might have to tell my own mother she can't watch because she's bad luck

Don’t Hurt Girls When You Dance (Or Any Other Time) - Unwinnable We may never know for sure, but I think there’s a reason that so many trans women have been able to identify with Kurt Cobain’s joy, pain and suffering, so strongly.

in case you haven't read my Kurt Cobain Saved My Life journalism piece @unwinnable.com

unwinnable.com/2024/04/05/d...

god it's so awful

CNN: More than 1,000 civilians killed in Iran since war began, rights group reports By Helen Regan More than 1,000 people, including children, have been killed in Iran since the war began on Saturday, according to US-based Human Rights Activists News Agency (HRANA). The rights group said as of Tuesday afternoon ET, at least 1,097 civilians had been killed, including 181 children. More than 5,400 civilians, including 100 children, have been injured, HRANA reported. The group said its report is preliminary and is veritying hundreds more reported deaths.

At least 1,097 civilians had been killed in Iran so far, including 181 children.

that's right

ten percent! that's pretty good!

😂

third period. they've pulled off several outstanding comebacks recently, but it ain't looking good tonight

oof

i fear you might be right

fellas, I'm going to need you to win this hockey game please

idk, Canada is just too good. feels like I somehow would not crack the top 40 million

Cutter Gauthier? more like, Cutter GOAThier

i've gotta be like one of the top 300 million hockey players in the united states

I donated myself to the body farm but as it turns out, you have to be dead first

THIS! IS! LIVE!

Alex the cat sticking his butthole in my face

imma start saying goodnight to you all like Alex does to me

me neither, tbh

ducks really said "we can do this the hard way or also the hard way"

anaheim ducks down 2-0. folks, they love to start in the hole

if ayatollah once, ayatollah a thousand khameneis

anybody know what "different pink" is? would really help kthx