alexis simpson

they're right to do it! but feels like you're too good to get into that conservo-nonsense

im going to read a movie and watch a book *sickest kickflip you've ever seen*

anyway: no, do not try to fix your partner. if they treat you bad, hit da bricks

beautiful 😍

My 9yo has like three chess trophies and thinks cybertucks are ugly, let's put him in

king

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screenshot of an excerpt from the reddit post that inspired these skeets. "Does it make it ok? Definitely not.. that's the part I am struggling with. And I don't know if it is completely naive of me to think that it's a form of unconditional love to accept someone's imperfections, as bad as this might be, and try to "love" them out of their trauma. It sounds pretty in my head, but is it realistic? I don't know."

weeeeeooooo weeeeoooo the unhealthy relationship siren is going off weeeeoooo 🚨🚨🚨

just in case any of you are struggling with this: unconditional is for, like, your kids, and your pets and shit. love for a romantic partner should absolutely be conditional

going to replace each one of my teeth with a different tamogatchi

“This whole thing smacks of gender” I say as I ignore every member of the National Domestic Workers union in favor of angry oyster guy

void works so hard for mutual aid communities, time to show up for them

send if you can, and share always

I wonder how young the youngest person in the world is who could beat elon at chess, I would bet like 3yo

how could they be?? no tech tree!

oh, totally fine! squeaked, flopped, rolled onto its feet and went about its gosling business

many (most?) artists do! if you felt good about promoting yourself, you'd be working in sales or some shit

a mere 8 x 8 grid lmaooo

to OP and anyone else who might feel this way:

never feel bad for promoting your art

your creation is needed
your creation is resistance
tell us about it, and bring us joy

and it doesn't make it any less meaningful if you are selling it

every now and again i remember how elon musk posted that his brain was simply too powerful for the dullard's game of chess, and i laugh. funniest shit he's ever posted (though he has no idea)

i have millions of improv dollars

♥️

ooo, no. what is this?

we're getting wild over here on this Monday night (trying a different brand of bedtime tea than usual)

this is the season my husband works very long hours. i am grateful because it keeps us housed and fed and able to things in a capitalist society without too much worry. but i pull a lot of solo hours with The Kids and i am Tired

you are the best ❤️

i'm just now getting mad about this

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe the true original would be PB1

one child: asleep

going to need this other child asleep, stat

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