alexis simpson

breaking news: the trump administration has killed imposter syndrome; frees millions.

oh my god it's real

Hey everyone, this is a good friend of mine from MN, he’s done a lot of great stuff for the community over the years and I think it’s worth your time to check out his campaign. It’ll be an uphill battle for sure, but doing the right thing is never easy.

dolly should have just set jolene on fire

NEWS THE RIZZLER SAYS HE IS 'DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED' WITH ISRAEL'S AGGRESSIVE MILITARY TACTICS TOWARDS IRAN "I strongly disagree with Israel's tactics"

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🎉 I finally have a date for my gender-affirming surgery! 🎉 after waiting 4+ years, I can't wait to get this over with.

even with medicare + private health cover, I'm looking at ~$5.5k out of pocket. if you have a couple of bucks to spare, it would really help 💜

that's right

usually am! except about the phrase "you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs." don't ask.

his name was literally "palpatine." like, "palp a teen?" that's gotta be sicko stuff, no?

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

The last decade of the NYT opinion page:

ok true

When they tell you Black History Month ended Feb. 28 and it’s March 1st

yogi berra could never

"cant make an omelet without dropping a few eggs on the ground" - alexis simpson

don't you see? It's because this happened to you that you can make fun of me even better

look. sometimes i'm funny on purpose. other times,,,

I will take literally any opportunity to reshare this information

this is all we can think of now

we have a good time here

million dollar idea: a tissue box that actually dispenses one tissue at a time

Following everyone that shit talks Billy Corgan today

if you’re in line to talk to shit about Billy Corgan then STAY IN LINE !!! There is still time to talk shit about Billy Corgan !!!

Screenshot of text: First, it’s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.

Cool hey did anything happen *before* 1979 between the United States and Iran

Yeah, sorry i'm late - been trying to explain the concept of time to my cat

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

Red-eared sliders are well-known for their ability to commit tax fraud.

look,,,

(i point behind you and try to run away. you don't fall for it. i trip over my own pants, which have somehow fallen down around my ankles)

if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE

it will result in dead trans people

and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing

you see the pipeline right?

we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die

WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS

INNOCENT