alexis simpson

absolutely i do. love that little freak

WHO'S THAT SODÁMON

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Funyuns to rule them all, please

three different flavors of Squirt soda: a yellow can, a white can, and a red can. I have put sunglasses on all three cans.

alternatively;;;

SQUIRTLE SQUAD

a lazy meme i made. it's just a picture of the Pokemon Squirtle, but i have placed a large can of Squirt soda over his face and chest.

FUCK

don't worry about the gas $$$ i'm planning on simply walking there

is Squirt ok

yeah it's kind of a pain, but their grocery store is the only one that carries the yogurt i like at a price i'm willing to pay

Hey i'm gonna go walk into Mordor, anyone need anything

Vincent and Charlie Vincent hit the brakes, hard, and skidded to a stop. "Huh," he said, staring out the windshield at the wounded land. Every week or two, on his way into town or on his way home to the farmhouse, Vinc...

The elevator pitch for the story is "ET, if Elliot was a retired farmer with dementia". You can read it, if you like.

patrickjohanneson.com/story/vincen...

Adam Carolla @adamcarolla More American males now wear bracelets than eat stew

[at the aquarium]

BABY: i wanna seahorse!

PARENT: omg we JUST got here now we have to leave and go to a farm

It’s why Aldis is the superior grocery store.

Actual quote: “Unfortunately, AI models are not perfect,” the spokesperson said.

this is why i'll never make a UCB Harold team

whoever I was replying to found this upsetting enough to delete

how about

hmm much to consider

DVDs are superior to streaming. for example: DVDeez nuts. you can't say "streaming deez nuts." well, you can, but it won't feel as good

ai is driving people to suicide, but it also destroys the wages and working conditions of multiple industries without adding real value, so it's impossible to say if it's bad or not

Donnie darko therapist meme Your order has shipped Has it really shipped or just shipping label Shipping label

I made this to express my feelings

thank youuuu 🥰

wanna know more about the people who pronounce mario like mary-o

One apple per day can keep a lot of people away if you aim really well

With this in mind, I have just added these two paintings to my website for sale, Green Jesus and the Long Cone and Masks in the Grass.

www.chloecumming.com/paintings

“At the end of the day, she didn’t sound any better than some of these ultra-conservative people who were demeaning Black and Brown folk on a regular basis,” said Rev. Rodney Sadler, a Bible scholar and longtime community activist in Charlotte. “It felt like a betrayal of the utmost.” Cunningham’s comments proved so problematic for Sadler that he said he realized that she was “no longer worthy of being our representative” and he had to run against her. “It drove me to a point of saying, ‘She needs to go, and she needs to go now,’” the 58-year-old pastor, who works at Charlotte’s Union Presbyterian Seminary, told Bolts.

this guy challenged a sitting Democratic lawmaker in yesterday's primary, angered by her pro-ICE vote, and he ousted her 70% to 22%.

boltsmag.org/north-caroli...

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I’m redacting this woman’s name but girl don’t just paste the Copilot URL with your prompt into Facebook

I don't want a good idea. I want an evil idea!
~Skeletor, probably

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