Hannah Keyser

If you want to know what parenthood is like, I wanted to do this. I’m still not home! I’m tying this in a cab.

Of course our kids can never appreciate the sacrifices we make for them so I need you all to know I took a flight home landing after midnight ON THE DAY WE SPRING FORWARD rather than spend an expensed night in hotel in Miami to hang out with my son when he wakes up at 6am tomorrow.

Update from having Done Journalism: that’s just too much damn stuff to put on a dog. Structural mess. Sloppy, in flavor and consumption. Would not recommend for a press box.

when team Venezuela is winning

Geopolitics aside, what hot dog are you getting

Already thinking about the one I’ll get for my flight home

I think this is why I maintain a vague but unshakeable affection for him.

This was sort of an insane time to post that but I have an early work flight and sweet foam cold brew will wake you the fuck up

Who is the most insecure — not in a pejorative but more in a relatable way — athlete?

A certain amount of blustery ego is necessary for the profession. But someone has to be the most plagued-by-the-same-self-doubt-that-afflicts-most-of-us. Who is it

Keep Slides Weird Somewhere around the summer of 2023, I developed a nagging feeling that the slides in Major League Baseball games were better. By better, I didn’t mean cleaner or more fundamentally sound, but I reco...

Are the slides better now?!

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TOO SPINDLY

dispatch from watching free ski halfpipe: little mustaches abound and, although I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this particular bit of self knowledge, I like them.

dudes rock

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if I ever do something worthy of a wikipedia page, please include mention of my pets when listing family members

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do they know skiing *down* hill is an option

when people ski sideways or UP(!!!) for sport? awful, horrible, insane behavior. if you had to do that for some reason, it would be the worst day you ever had. you'd be regaling people for years with the wretched time you had to try to go UP the mountain in skis.

parents whose children do the big jump flippy in the air trick snow sports: how how how do you sleep do you live do you handle watching them spinny flip 18 stories up???

Yes.

racing when your feet are stuck together on a snowboard is so silly cause they can't pump their legs faster they're just like 😬😬😬😬😬 *goes faster*

the thing I would add to this with an extra year of thinking about how the labor battle will play out is: revenue sharing. I suspect we will hear much more about revenue sharing in the coming months and, if they're smart, the players will position increased revenue sharing as a counter to a hard cap

#18 What I think will happen in the next CBA negotiation Plus, did the strike zone really change?

And also ... a scenario forecasted by @hannahrkeyser.bsky.social almost a year ago in The Bandwagon. bandwagon.substack.com/p/18-what-i-...

blessed to be olympic caliber athlete, cursed to be good at a solo sport like sledding

wait no I am thrilled for this expert perspective! How do people end up in doubles? WHY do they end up doubles? Why are we stacking sledders!

does anyone know anyone who does double luge?

Sure, I'd love to chat to them if you do but that's not even my point. I'm just like, how many people, globally, do double luge? Have you ever met a double luge fan? A recreational double luge-r? A youth who aspires to double luge?

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lol.

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