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dictators always imposing martial law but what we need is marital law

look you can hate the guy for stuff like this but let's not let it ruin the legacy of his music

locktober ending and we're straight into nnn is 👏🏻what 👏🏻 happens 👏🏻 when 👏🏻teams 👏🏻 do 👏🏻 not 👏🏻communicate 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 each 👏🏻 other 👏🏻

I Asked ChatGPT To Write An Even Shorter And Sadder Story And The Result Will Shock You 👇🏻

jr @jamesearl23 Posting "wow super problematic" under everybody's Halloween costume and then responding “I will not do the labor of educating you" when they ask for an explanation.

you can't field 22 guys that's against the rules

You’ve intrigued my curiosity

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I feel honoured to have seen the first draft

it insists upon itself lol

LTNs lmao

If you look very closely you'll notice my swaztika t-shirt is made up of thousands of microscopic letters all spelling out 'hope' 🙏🙏

"arguing against my point proves my point" has gotta be one of those logical fallacies reddit guys have listed on their walls

when you change words in a sentence it changes the meaning, actually

this is Manchester United we're talking about

we shouldn't be optimising for more goals tho. football being a very low scoring sport is one of the keys to its success

smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍

brother you're gonna freak when you learn where ur name comes from

all food is good

ahhh the new york water is what makes these particular bagels so good

this guy wanted me to let you all know that he Isn't Mad At All and in fact he Is Laughing, Actually

Deliveroo order and the rider is called Noman

dropping off my katsu on the way to taking down the nazgul

rangers and yanited swap managers who says no

deadline day loan move for sterling is so on

im gonna watch a david lynch movie on that screen

you have a dog's brain, my good sir

hey jesse the images are cropped sorry if thats a bit and im stepping on it

i just saw someone say "JK Rowling needs to kill herself pronto! i am serious. lets all make it happen right now!" wow. sounds like she is a pretty divisive figure.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

you've changed since the podcast