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linguists insist the relationship between signifier (a word) and signified (the meaning of the word) is arbitrary but can offer no explanation as to why the king of twinks is Link and his name rhymes with twink

*every episode

the guy saying starmer is more jewish than polanski because he's a zionist thinks the greens are antisemitic

if you read the article he really does say "I saw a tired person and got scared and think we should send the troops in to sort this out"

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pretending you're interested in preserving "stability" when really Starmer and his ilk are just your guys and you support them like a football team

the fucking pan on the fire? where he wouldn't show the cheese because it hadnt melted at all?

A corgi's head barely surfacing atop deep snow, against a backdrop of an old wooden fence

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

we must kill all cars

drawing a big line on my whiteboard between "straight white guy podcasts" and "queer ppl dogshit web comics"

i can see that, yeah

it's so funny how far down the page the bbc have buried the Sex Matters loss. you know if the decision had gone their way it'd be the top story

ok but how funny will it be if they lose now

when she says you can't go to the movie

Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp Somehow, at some point in the last few years it has become acceptable to publicly mock trans people. This isn’t about vulnerable women’s spaces, or women’s sport, it’s about delighting in declaring your disgust for a tiny minority of other humans and it has to stop.

The rabid cult will just never be able to claim Kirsty. She's a rich society lady and her mind is made up. Somehow I don't think her replies being flooded by freaks saying "WELL YOU DESERVE TO GET RAPED THEN!" will change her mind on this.

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

why did they remove it from their bio then lol

you looked it up and removed it from your bio lol

cmon now, he has a family

have the Democrats considered bringing back the Mr Makes Matters Worse nickname or doing another strange sarcastic clap

Alex Lawther my beloved

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

what book!

do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

A liberal is someone who opposes every war except the current war and supports all civil rights movements except the one that’s going on right now

thinking about this one again

in my day the only cuck tech we needed was a humble bedside chair

needs more quote tweet

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fionas hoody absolutely covered in food lol