Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga

The new porter brought in a ten year old Beats Pill to listen to nothing but Immortal Technique and Everlast on and I’m about to find out how much 5W30 it takes to fit that thing in my rectum.

10.04.2025 14:19 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

jackyl playing i stand alone in front of a uhaul self storage that used to be a kmart just wouldnt hit the same

16.11.2024 15:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

found an ounce of spice from 2009 in the back of my freezer so i smoked the whole fucking thing out of an apple to see if i still had it and im fully convinced i couldve saved the kmart corporation from bankruptcy

16.11.2024 15:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

read the word turgid in one of those $3 romance books from meijer and i thought it would make my piss drenched boner sound more elegant

15.11.2024 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

trying to take a piss under the service center desk and the smokin’ hot snap-on truck driver blew me a kiss so now my turgid hog is stuck in a gatorade bottle full of piss and it is starting to leak

15.11.2024 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0