Good lord. What is happening to this man? This photo looks like an effects shot from a low-budget zombie flick. Night of the Restless Dead or something.
03.03.2026 05:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@franklinveaux.bsky.social
Portland, Oregon. π Part mad scientist, part gonzo journalist. Author, sex toy designer, abuse survivor. Co-author of the Passionate Pantheon novels: http://passionatepantheon.com
Good lord. What is happening to this man? This photo looks like an effects shot from a low-budget zombie flick. Night of the Restless Dead or something.
03.03.2026 05:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Blog post: The pathologizing of sexual disinterest: In 2014, the FDA approved bremelanotide, a potent aphrodisiac that works in about half the people who try itβ¦but only for women. That sends a message I think bears examining.
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At a coffee shop writing. Thereβs a gaggle of uni students here, one of whom has a copy of Molecular Biology of the Cell, the same textbook I used in one of my biology classes in uni decades ago.
27.02.2026 20:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βArenβt you afraid to walk around Portland at night?β
My dude, I belong to a generation that grew up with lawn darts. I watched broadcast entertainment on a device with a linear particle accelerator pointed straight at my heckinβ FACE. No, walking at night doesnβt scare me.
Reminder: Iβll be at Bold Coffee & Books in downtown Portland, Oregon tonight from 5 to 7, working on a book. Come say hi! Iβm the guy in bunny ears.
26.02.2026 15:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have an opportunity to buy a used Sybian at a really good price, so today Iβll be measuring out the inside of the alien xenomorph tentacle violation pod to see if itβs possible to mount it inside the housing underneath the bench.
26.02.2026 15:08 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hot take: Every social media site needs a Red Team not for infosec/pen testing, but for hate speech, CP/CSAM, doxxing, and other forms of abuse. People use complex, rapidly-evolving strategies to slip this content past social media moderators, who end up clueless and confused.
23.02.2026 22:37 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Blog post: Night of the Opossum: It started out simple. My friend Tony and I went to work at a prepress shop on the night shift, as we normally did, not expecting the night to go all Alien -meets-Benny-Hill.
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Blog post: Of Bananas and Determinism: The universe is not deterministic. Rewind time and roll it forward again, and the outcome will be different. A banana shows us why this is.
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It looks freaky AF from the inside!
22.02.2026 22:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I tried casting a pattern of veins to place over the window in the alien xenomorph tentacle violation pod, but I cast it on a flat surface and it didnβt drape over the curved window correctly. So Iβm covering the window with foam clay. When it sets, Iβll pry it off and cast silicone on that.
22.02.2026 22:09 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Back panel of the alien xenomorph tentacle violation pod! After months of experimentation, Iβve come up with a technique involving covering the pod with foam clay, dying it with red leather dye, then brushing a thin layer of brown-tinted silicone over top for a wet look.
17.02.2026 19:23 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Currently writing a βboy meets girl being sexually tortured on stage in a restaurant, boy stalks girl, boy asks girl out, girl works countersurveillance for organized crime, girl sexually tortures boy for stalking her, girl is framed for murder, boy goes on run with girlβ story.
17.02.2026 17:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought Iβd been clear in my intent, but perhaps not. Iβve revised and edited the essay based on what youβve said. :)
16.02.2026 18:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wrote a bunch of words last night on a new novel, decided this morning they need to go. The bones are there but the pacing is worng; they need to be rewritten to be much shorter and snappier. Pacing in this novel is turning out to be quite a problem! #AmWriting #AmWritingFiction
16.02.2026 00:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The DinoCon is an example. People are already beating the βanyone named in the files is to be shunned/banned from these spacesβ drum, and I 100% believe this will escalate over the next year or so. I could be wrong, but I see that possibility, and itβs completely irrational.
16.02.2026 00:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Blog post: Marry an angry woman: Iβve seen a huge surge of extremely problematic memes lately, memes that suddenly hit a lot differently when you flip the genders around. As a survivor of intimate partner abuse, I find this deeply disturbing.
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Not yet, but I wager itβs only a matter of time.
15.02.2026 03:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Because people making snap judgments gets right up my nose, almost as much as empty virtue signaling.
βIn the Epstein filesβ != βkiddy diddler.β The people who most profit from hysteria about it areβ¦kiddy diddlers, because it obfuscates and derails conversation.
Blog post: Ask me why Iβm in the Epstein Files: I know this is an unpopular (and politically incorrect) take, but we could do with a bit more reason, a bit less propaganda, and a bit less knee-jerk virtue-signaling in modern American society.
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Tβwas lovely meeting you!
14.02.2026 07:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Life tip for guys (or women who prefer women): Find yourself a girlfriend who will randomly send you little snippets of fae lore throughout the day. Trust me on this.
13.02.2026 17:56 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs Thursday! That means Iβll be at Bold Coffee & Books in downtown PDX near Providence Park writing from 5 to 7. If youβd like to meet up, feel free to join me! Iβll be the guy in bunny ears.
12.02.2026 20:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βWe canβt take action against the largest sex trafficking ring the nation has ever seen because if we do, the whole government will collapseβ is simultaneously such a weird take and also so very mid-2020s.
12.02.2026 09:41 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I just deleted a chapter and a half (9,402 words in all) from the sequel to London Under Veil. Now to replace them with better words! #AmWriting
12.02.2026 04:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βNobody really needs proper spelling and grammar. Thatβs just elitism. As long as people understand you, youβre fine.β
My brother in Christ, you follow a bunch of social media scammers online. Maybe if you knew better spelling and grammar, itβd be easier for you to spot them.
Six novels and a nonfiction book in the pipe. One novelβs in its third draft, the others are anywhere from 20k to 50k words.
07.02.2026 03:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Got up at 6:00 this morning, started writing, went to the coffee shop, kept writing before my tea, came home, still writing. Except for about an hour to make food and run an errand, I wrote today for about thirteen and a half hours, on two novels and a nonfiction book. #AmWriting
07.02.2026 03:49 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
TIL: Iβm in the Epstein Files! Seriously. Iβm in document EFTA00700657.pdf in DataSet 9, as a top writer on Quora.
Epstein created a Quora account, which means he received the Quora Digest emails, and I frequently appear in the Quora Digest, soβ¦
Beta readers! Iβm off to ship more advance review copies of upcoming books. Iβm out of paperbacks of The Temperance Engine, but I still have two paperbacks of Spectres and ePubs of both, so HMU!
Iβll be at Bold Coffee & Books in downtown PDX from 5-7 today writing. Come say hi!