Kali C. Sapphire

@coolhooves.bsky.social reminding me that I will never beat the allegations

"Vore is an awesome fetish but you'll never be able to practice it irl"

okay well what if I commissioned a photo cake with your sona on it, then what?

I second this,kefir is so good.

THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE

a toy story woody doll is sitting in a toy car . ALT: a toy story woody doll is sitting in a toy car .

God SAME,I don't care if it's just a package of bullshit.
I want it.

*cartoon record scratch sound effect*

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Tommy Wiseau is a treasure

WARNING EXTREMELY GRAPHIC

FULL VIDEO

How I arrived on Bluesky:

a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair ALT: a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair

This is so good,holy shit.

((glue joke))

Taking other people's art that they put so much work into and then stuffing into the enshittification robot,and ALSO having the audacity to charge for it is crazy.
It's like a fucking Ed, Edd n Eddy scheme lmao

An absolutely legendary series of gifs

bored so just reposting whatevr

#eggddemon

YouTube video by Relljr02 Half life crowbar sound effect

I need her to crack me in the head with the crowbar at incredibly high speeds

Literally me

I would literally just loop him screaming bat credit card over and over and keel over giggling.

a person holding a batman credit card that says gothcard on it ALT: a person holding a batman credit card that says gothcard on it

There was a time when I thought that bit was THE funniest joke in existence.

AI and tracing?
They couldn't create a single original pixel good lord.

Gap so fucking wide you could pull a sedan through.

Glad to see you in my feed again, love this 👁️

Colorful=yummy

@coolhooves.bsky.social doodle of their OC Abigail using the dreaded teddy backpack leash to top me from consuming cleaning supplies.

Turns out 11 people did along with me and that warmed my asshole little bit.
As it turns out, charity is the one place you WONT see many trump supporters.

One of the rescues I volunteer for had a trump supporter retract their donations because they stalked another volunteer and didn't like their politics.
So many people have helped me with foster cats especially here so I paid it forward and replaced what was lost.
(1/2)

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed