Kali C. Sapphire

There are hundreds of thousands of American youth who get political and life advice from a guy who uses the sunlight hitting a dead rat on his floor as an alarm clock.

Prom Queen

Bird spycam is back!

I saw the spooky dog movie and everyone in the room was cutting onions at the end (I was also doing that but hiding it so I can still be edgy and cool.)

Like an acceptable amount of urine.

You could wash it off in the sink, there's probably only a little bit of pee on it.

Smiling Friends TOMORROW!!
I made some buttons to celebrate! 🎉
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over on kofi --> ko-fi.com/s/c50d171bdb

#smilingfriends

What's in there?

"Diaper,as a concept."

....Can I see?

"No."

Yes.

Little shit is just 👁️👁️ while I took a bath.

YouTube video by J_Money Spongebob disgusting fog horn sound effect

The very moment the funny festive plastic is removed.

youtu.be/YZ5Ecrn-fnI?...

Oh yeah that or Dracula would just kill them instantly.

She's trying her best and that's what counts. 😊

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Yooooo

They never explained how Elmo's uncle Jack died in Sesame Street,so I'm going to say he got caught cheating at a shady casino and got stuffed into a barrel and dissolved.

Everclear with yesterday's coffee as a mixer and some pumpkin shaped peanut butter cups.

They can have dog food and LaCroix and nothing else.

a white door is open in a hallway with a light on it . ALT: a white door is open in a hallway with a light on it .

The last thing they see before they go on vacation (my basement).

The porch pirate after opening a box that has a straight jacket, adult diapers,8lb bag of haribo sugar free gummy bears,140 lbs of iron chains and a comedically large and heavy vintage padlock.

Images you can hear.

"REST IN FUCKING PEACE DORRIS"

I remember hearing about it and genuinely thinking it was some sort of parody article then shouting "They sent the WHO?"

I forgot,they did the Pinkerton thing didn't they?

Some pigs in the dark, lit by a flashlight, behind a wire fence. they look rotten and diseased, with dead white eyes. one of the pigs is grinning and showing a mouth of rough flat teeth. in the darkness, more eyes glow in the light.

Some piggies I painted for the very good podcast horror series, @thewrongstation.bsky.social ! This is from the episode "A Long Slice of Ham".

Beware!!! Abigail just turned into a spoiled rotten little vampire for the SPOOKY SZN ⚰️💌🎀🎃

#abdl #abdlart #diaperart

Hey, our old cat Chris has been needing a lot of medical care lately, and vet bills are expensive. 😅

We could really use some help dealing with the debt from the vet bills, we're taking donations to help out on my husband's Ko-fi:

- ko-fi.com/hellbreakfas...

Sharing is appreciated!!
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