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Kali C. Sapphire

@kalisapphire.bsky.social

30s Stupid ass blue/grey antelope creature. πŸ”ž NSFW,will occasionally post various kinds of gross shit. Dumb animal, Rivethead/Goth jams are my favorite. I'm also a film buff and love to read, feel free to hmu.

429 Followers  |  1,382 Following  |  1,652 Posts  |  Joined: 04.10.2023
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((glue joke))

03.03.2026 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking other people's art that they put so much work into and then stuffing into the enshittification robot,and ALSO having the audacity to charge for it is crazy.
It's like a fucking Ed, Edd n Eddy scheme lmao

03.03.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An absolutely legendary series of gifs

03.03.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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bored so just reposting whatevr

#eggddemon

02.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Half life crowbar sound effect
YouTube video by Relljr02 Half life crowbar sound effect

I need her to crack me in the head with the crowbar at incredibly high speeds

02.03.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally me

02.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would literally just loop him screaming bat credit card over and over and keel over giggling.

02.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person holding a batman credit card that says gothcard on it ALT: a person holding a batman credit card that says gothcard on it

There was a time when I thought that bit was THE funniest joke in existence.

02.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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AI and tracing?
They couldn't create a single original pixel good lord.

02.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is reading a newspaper with chinese writing ALT: a man is reading a newspaper with chinese writing
02.03.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gap so fucking wide you could pull a sedan through.

02.03.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad to see you in my feed again, love this πŸ‘οΈ

02.03.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Colorful=yummy

01.03.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@coolhooves.bsky.social doodle of their OC Abigail using the dreaded teddy backpack leash to top me from consuming cleaning supplies.

01.03.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out 11 people did along with me and that warmed my asshole little bit.
As it turns out, charity is the one place you WONT see many trump supporters.

01.03.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the rescues I volunteer for had a trump supporter retract their donations because they stalked another volunteer and didn't like their politics.
So many people have helped me with foster cats especially here so I paid it forward and replaced what was lost.
(1/2)

01.03.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

01.03.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Nah, I think you're probably right. It's the weird wave that's kinda fucky.

01.03.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have these two cats that I have employed in the barn that someone abandoned out here, they're both missing the same πŸ‘οΈ

27.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LIL TANGELO

27.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drumstick Nation rise up

27.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Update, apparently his stump healed so well the amputation ISNT medically necessary!!

27.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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He is getting his leg stump removed today <3

27.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched ALT: a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched

Damn,and it's one of the first few options for "parade float" on the gif button to.

27.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm so bad at responding to horny art that I like.
There could be the most expertly crafted, absolutely debaucherous piece of artwork that I adore and I'll respond with some bullshit like this.

27.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🐎

27.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A saucer leaves the scene of a cattle abduction. A drag path leads from a barn to a circular formation in the grass.

A saucer leaves the scene of a cattle abduction. A drag path leads from a barn to a circular formation in the grass.

A featureless face emerged from the darkness

A featureless face emerged from the darkness

β€œThe sky keeps swallowing our cattle.”

26.02.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1031    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2
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a cartoon character is standing in the middle of a city between two tall buildings . ALT: a cartoon character is standing in the middle of a city between two tall buildings .

I imagined something like a parade balloon floating in to save all the kinks lmao

25.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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God same, it's SO bad.

25.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0