"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody)

((Aw man. It sucks when a friendship ends. Hopefully in time you'll both be able to get over it - even if you don't become friends again.))

Soup.

Sopa.

Soap.

((Do you think maybe if you apologised, they'd be okay with you and you guys could rebuild your friendship? Or did they go "yeah no, we're done"?))

Oh I love that argument. I'm on team "Whatever works, works", but with all senseless arguments that ultimately don't matter, I play whatever side will keep the chaos going.

And then I pull out "Honestly, you should try boiling water in solar cooker. Works like a charm."

Preferably at night.

((Oh god, I know that feeling sometimes. I always worry it'll happen because of me in anything I wanna do, when like, it's really jsut that there's always a boom in a verse, then people not super invested end up pulled into another, but it always *feels* weird.))

Basically some people say soup isn't a meal, that it's not food, and/or that it's terrible. It's been an ongoing argument for a few days now.

I am naturally smug because I started it by just bringing up soup and what counts as soup.

😔 Awww... Okay.

What am I do do with the weight of a battered dead heart
And the night replied,
”Tear it from your chest,
Devour it whole”

You don't combine soup and soap. That will break the universe.

I feel like that may be an exaggeration, considering that *surely* someone has poisoned someone else's soup with soap, or really fucked up on cleaning the pot and left soap inside, but this *feels* true, so I'm gonna ignore logic because the idea of eating soup infused with soap makes me sad.

Am I in his home territory? Or what? In his home territory you couldn't pay me enough. If he's just as blind to the area as I am... Ah, fist fight.

Never mind.

If you could benefit from aid from a fox that can melt steel beams, let me know!

“Lep, I have done so much evil, chaotic shit in the name of both Ra and Sett that I’m able to punch the GHOSTS.

I charge the same rate I do for any physical exorcisms: 15$ and a soda.”

"[READER], I come before you with a question of grave importance. What would it take for YOU to fist-fight Freddy Fazbear?" Lep says like it's a question of life or death.

Some amount of moderation means that when you really throw the limits to the ground people get really scared. Just ignoring certain amounts of good sense means everything is as outrageous as everything else. I like when there's some impact for later.

Considering how big the fights got, I feel like I could ask "Would you rather have a bowl of soup for dinner, or a bowl of soap?" and I'd start a war.

Still tempting, except I'd be really frustrated if people I like seeing started shooting at each other, you know?

Seeing soap on the pokemon world side of things, and soup on the other side of things, I feel like giving in to my urge to make these things overlap would maybe be a little TOO far.

"Not everyone in Johto eats soap..."

"Why does technology exist? To make life easy for all of us."

A multiversal OC.
A woman who works in tech support.
Also likes making robots.

/ there’s no chance of someone using the grok AI to do something awful with my munday selfies as a “joke” has definitely been a big plus.

((Honestly? A lot of things. But a major one in my life is how everyone is understanding of my health issues, and how they're patient with the fact it may take me a while to get back to a thread.))

I had to save myself.

"..."

There are so many discussions where I'm like "I'm an outlier and can't use my self as a yardstick".

Like, I can tell the various Spartans apart in armour.

But I can also tell identical twins apart, even when I don't know they're twins.

And any given wild linoone.

Spiders Clive.

I mean, I am not taking a side here, to be clear. Partially because I am an outlier even *before* I became a demon and got 24/7 colour night vision.

But most people do actually have difficulties with seeing colours in proper dark. Even bright colours.

((I'll be getting to those after I've been blessed by sleep))

A graphic that says "Like for a 3 AM text from my muse".

((These will be random numbers unless you're someone she's confirmed to have the cell number of.

Also, absolutely stolen.))

Fair!

I do warn you, as someone who's made moonshine before: It's usually just better to buy alcohol if you're not experienced.

Actually, I probably shouldn't be encouraging making moonshine.

Potato Vodka / Moonshine Potato Vodka / Moonshine: I had a go at making Potato Vodka, I have heard of it being made before in Russia and Poland and there are various recipes out there for it. For this one I picked the most ba...

Psst, Kara.

www.instructables.com/Potato-Vodka/