elle 🏳️‍⚧️🔞⚢

i need to be in the arms of a big strong woman RIGHT NOEW!!!!!!

HOT PEOPLE IN HOT CLOTHES OGH MY GOD

if i find another person on here in my city i would actually give them my postcode

a girl with long hair sat on a beanbag chair. she's looking at her phone, which reads several searches: "symptoms of bpd how to say sorry properly normal for my sister to hit me lovebombing meaning yuri instant loss2koma"

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I also think she wants the most senior police officer in the country to report directly to her, and not the Mayor of London (as does the current one), and with her panopticon wet dream I am anxious that this will also be a tool for authoritarianism

tl;dr — i really do not like the home secretary.

Ok read the article and I’m a lot more concerned, but mostly for reasons of effectiveness and funding. Also notable: the NCA is civilian like the FBI, like MI5; but unlike MI5 (and like the FBI) has the capabilities and powers. This would be a police organisation.

Also the name NPS sucks.

3 mostly matters to wonks like me, but also to anyone who thinks it’s not a great thing that the UK is one of the biggest consumers of surface web CSAM in the world.

1 and 2 matter if you suspect that SM wants this to give her more power over police. See WMP, powers to sack CCs will return to SSHD.

I personally will be more suspicious of this than other machinery rejigs, because:

1. Labour in general, esp historically is more authoritarian (even if marginally)

2. SM has said she wants a societal panopticon (weird how nobody is talking about this)

3. The govt don’t want to fund anything

Well we had NCIS, then SOCA, and then NCA, each referred to as the “British FBI”

It’s like a fuckin’ game of musical chairs to avoid having to actually give proper mandate or the right funding.

NCA deals with cybercrime, csa/m, other gnarly stuff, but doesn’t have the resources to do it properly

A cardboard box with the text “do not cut with sharp object”

things i do to my girlfriend that i won’t do to this cardboard box

reminder that even a weak easy little thing like me can zip tie your wrists and straddle you while milking you dry if you're not careful <3

stay vigilant, frens! unless you wanna end up like her~

ethics can be damned i will hurt the puppygirls however i please

OMG CONGRATS

i think they might offer me it next week when i go for my review :o

… but i might ask them to not..i need to think about it

(have heard it can worsen hypermobility &c symptoms, and i don’t necessarily think the benefits outweigh the costs *for me*)

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Lmao i've been this girl at least once, i ordered my friend to look me in the eyes at knifepoint and it no longer struggles to maintain eye contact with me.

ur awesome 🫂

so long and thanks for all the perversion

One comment when I first hashed this concept, cribbed:

Perhaps the next time you’re in the boardroom, you can’t help your mind from remembering what your 'pet' did. How she overpowered you, how easy it was for her to grab your arms, how quickly you found your body beneath hers.

so what if she recognises my weakness, and pulls on them like a cat pulls on strings?

so what if she, in the bedroom, acts as i do in the boardroom?

so what if one's pet every now and then gets a little ...

4/4

... built up from seizing power in this awful world: marks, scratches, cuts ... I can. I deserve to. She's *my* pet, *my* toy. I -- I can vent into,, into her physical form.

s-so what if she decides to grab my forearm and overpower me? ,, so what if she decides to..

3/

Things can be different, of course. So what if the owner rests on her pet? So what if my voice is much softer in private? So what if I let her hand stroke my hair gently?

Of course, she's still my pet, if I want to grab her, throw her to the floor, and unleash upon her all the energy built up 2/

I need to be a successful sugar mommy, I deserve to be. I deserve to have a pet at my beck and call, I have the right to be as ruthless as I want.

Of course she needs to be dressed up and well presented. Shown off as much as possible, visibly *mine*.

Behind closed doors? Well, things can be 1/

a cannibal (you) and her complicit enabler (me)

This is my issue with subs: they’re too adorable. I absolutely, sadistically want to break them into pieces. But when you see them for what they truly are, you can’t help but instinctively offer warmth.

Of course, the warmth also helps make the sadism all the better. You keep them on their toes.

See, too pathetic to even choose. Can you answer me this: why should I spend any more time on you?

One, you end up on the floor with your mouth tasting my carpet.

Two, I punch you in the stomach until you start sobbing. Hopefully with some barely-audible apology mixed in.

Three, you get my dick shoved in your mouth and you know what to do after that.

Let’s be real, you want them all don’t you?

Are you ragebaiting me? Really? Of all the pathetic things I see, you’re at the bottom of the food chain hun. I can’t be taking this from you.

I mean, hmm, I don’t know you well enough to judge myself. It’s rare that one gives their meat a choice.

So, here are your options.

Safari web browser, screen showing open tabs in Private Browsing. 1. DSM-5 (the cover page is shown) 2. Scores from the Pathological Narcissism Incentoty showing highly present traits 3. A web page from NHS Scotland detailing how personality disorders are diagnosed under the ICD-10 4. A smut audio being played, 23:54 out of 31:37, titled “take that stupid ring off” “you’ll never vow yourself to me” 5. A smut audio not yet started with no visible information (duration 11:43)

i think there’s something poetic about this actually

Oh you adorable little thing, *you* specifically? You never ‘got’ weak, because you always were so deeply weak. There is nothing on this planet weaker than you.

And I love that. There is nothing better than something that doesn’t put up a fight not because it chooses to not — but because it can’t.

forcibly turning a girl into a vampire and pushing her further and further into the depths of depravity by force feeding her more and more delicious victims