Anandamide

Quite something to do "what if Putin was gay?" but to Farage with the actually gay leader of a party that stands for the exact opposite of what he does.

Toying with a silly little break to Finland

Sadiq Khan takes swing at London golf courses in affordable homes plan Car parks also on hit list as City Hall draws up plans for 880,000 new homes

"our main target is golf courses"

www.standard.co.uk/news/london/...

Its OK I don't need a social life or hobbies or personal development, I can do all that vicariously through my silly digital dolls

Oh no I've rediscovered CK3 👀

Omg

I keep wishing for the return of Geocities, a place where you could put a button that just buttoned or obnoxious bright flashing words or where it was acceptable to put black text on a dark grey background and think 'yeah, that'll do'. Gosh I loved Geocities. What a mess of a place it was.

I was nearly mugged in Barcelona but they were chased off by the English senior hockey team

I’m having a wonderful time taking Telegraph articles about the Greens and changing the photos.

YouTube video by SKTheCrusader STFU About Sectarianism

On my Starmer arc because I'm breaking a pledge and doing a quick politics video, but I promise it's for a good reason. Which is that no, the Greens didn't win that by-election because of Sectarianism, what are you on about? youtu.be/EmMOhb2cbEI

Sun headline about £500k compensation for migrants, discussing human rights, and public outcry over payouts.

Did you see this headline?

Did you feel the requisite anger and rage at asylum seekers that The Sun was asking of you?

Did you maybe blame Starmer because.... um... it was probably his fault🤷‍♀️

Would you like to know the reality behind the headline?

Course you would!😜

Let's take a look

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A useful guide to different forms of horror.
1. Urban horror. "Eew. There's something horrid in this underpass. I know what you're thinking but I mean unusually horrid."
2. Folk horror. "Eew. There's something horrid in this wood. Inbreeding. Also, I am being ganked by corn dollies."

Jansen Ganesh is on fire in this column on the UK’s role in the Iran conflict

www.ft.com/content/eaee...

feels like we maybe should revisit the idea that Geronimo the alpaca may have put a curse on Starmer

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Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

Also thank you for sparing us a photo of Matt

GOING DOWN 01 The fossil with teeth I don’t know what is trapped inside that but put it back into the ground where it belongs. 02 All the men on LIB Ohio Is Chris the worst one? Or is Alex the worst one? He’s a nomad, did you know. 03 Influencer fluffy mic Talking into a blusher brush in your bedroom? It’s giving teenage girl. (derogatory). 04 The drains It rained for 60 days and 60 nights and then I got damp on an internal wall and THEN I got mosquitos. 05 Matt Goodwin Do fuck off and write another book so that nobody can buy it and you can eat it live on camera AGAIN.

Proudly co-sponsoring the "INFLUENCERS LEARN TO USE YOUR BLOODY MICS PROPERLY" campaign alongside @brainmage.bsky.social

Oh thank you for reminding me about Small Prophets! It was on my radar but life is so much rn it slipped off without me starting it

GOING UP 01 Small Prophets (BBC) My bf Mackenzie Crook does gentle folk comedy like nobody else. 02 Magnolia trees The candelabras of spring are lit, as they have been since the beginning of time. NB! their petals are edible and taste of ginger. 03 Rosalia ft Björk at the Brits New rule: all songs must have a breakdown where Björk suddenly appears like a final boss. 04 Sunlight One (1) slice of sunlight hit my skin and I became immediately manic!!!!! 05 Hannah Spencer I just think she’s cool like I’d like to get a matcha with her and learn about different types of washers and gaskets??

STEP OUT INTO THE SPRING LIGHT AND EAT A MAGNOLIA FLOWER DIRECTLY OFFOF THE TREE

The only winning move is not to play

trickle down economics is bull shit and if you believe it then you are stupid. great replacement is bull shit and if you believe it then you are racist. vaccines are safe and effective and if you believe otherwise you should be shunned from society

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

No matter where you are, the leopards will find you.

Our rich and powerful are doom-seeking nihilists who live their entire lives focused on the simulacrum they see in their numbers rather than the reality they inhabit

you are not prepared for the soundtrack

It's always "trying to bring about the rapture" and never the part of the bible about eliminating all debts.

If they were really serious about biblical teachings all loans (including credit card debt) would be wiped at the end of seven years